Best Mysteryhalloween Poems
DO YOU NEED A DRESS FOR A HALLOWEEN STROLL?
I MEAN THE PERFECT ONE TO MAKE YOU ROLL?
THEN HEAR ME OUT AND FOLLOW NOT THE WIND:
AND TRULY YOU SHALL ENJOY THE HALLOWEEN.
A MOUTH WITH PROTRUDING INCISORS,
SHARP AND FEROCIOUS AS A BABY SCISSORS:
AND A BLEEDING MOUTH TO CHARM ALL THE VAMPIRES
WILL MAKE YOU THE PERFECT ATTIRE.
A FACE SO GREEN AND EYES BLOOD SHOT AS IN THE MOVIES
WITH AN OVERGROWN HAIR DYED WHITE,GIVES THE FEAR DISEASE.
LIKE GANDALF'S,SO BE YOURS AND YOU ARE IN.
FOR THIS IS A PERFECT HALLOWEEN.
A HEAD WITH PROTRUDING HORNS,
CONJUGATED WITH ELVISH EARS WITH THORNS,
GIVES A PERFECT HALLOWEEN IMPRESSION.
BUT DON'T FORGET A BLACK OVERCOAT.IT IS NO DIGRESSION.
RUN TO THE MARKET AND ASK FOR THE DEVIL'S PERFUME
AND BE BACK BEFORE THE HALLOWEEN TUNE.
YOU ARE ALMOST IN FOR THE MARCH
BECAUSE MANY VAMPIRES SHALL WATCH YOU PASS.
..THEN YOUR HALLOWEEN DRESS IS COMPLETE IF
YOUR MOUTH BLEEDS THE TRUEST BLOOD
THAT WILL MAKE THE VAMPIRES PROUD.
LOOK IN TO THE MIRROR AND ENJOY THE SIGHT.
THUS YOUR HALLOWEEN DRESS IS COMPLETE.
BUT DO NOT FORGET:
IF YOU SLEEP IN YOUR HALLOWEEN DRESS,
YOU WILL MEET THE DEVIL AS I DID.
She turns just in time
Eyes flash...pick-up truck explodes
(Ole' Johnny gets his!)
Sue kneels at her cross
(Scarred with that obscene comment)
Look out!! Here she comes!!
***Happy Halloween to "C.R." (My movie-buff-buddy!)
Returned to dust.
The bones of the dead have gone,
Once they are picked clean.
Their rags and gold left behind,
for grave diggers to plunder.
Beware of curses,
that are inscribed deep in stone.
To take such effort,
implies that the need is true
and death or worse awaits you.
You do not believe?
Look about you, on the floor.
See not the dry blood?
Where do you think it came from?
Turn around and you'll find out.
My Halloween offerin for Oct. 7th
Tackling the afterlife
What a goolish party to crash.
What do they do up there?
On days where ghosts might dash
The Traffic jam must be intense
Costumes flying to and fro.
Do they head to earth to watch
Us earthlings make a show?
I haven't got a thing to wear
Suitable for this fine occasion.
Angels laugh and God says "HEY!"
It won't take much persuasion.
Just dress as you do in the clouds
But add a bit of spark.
If you leave the sky to fly
You don't want to scare or bark.
Pick up the giggle water
Champagne works the best.
Dance to Michael's Thriller
That will put your mind to rest.
No peace or rest for the wicked
This day was made for us.
We are Halloween by definition
Tonight we can scare and cuss!