Best Mispronounced Poems

You're a camera obscura, a broken bell's rings,
You made me dance slowly on sad phantom strings.
You always had the slightly off-color touch,
Your insensitive skin never softened up much.

Our meals were quiet with subtle trespass,
Off like a mispronounced requiem mass.
I corrupted your files, threw you askew,
You...

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I never got why you always
Ate the red pink color out 
The Sherbet ice cream

It was like excavation
How you removed all the cherry
Without even affecting the other colors

Leaving the orange and the vanilla
Neatly for others
Who does that?

Being a poet I used to think that one...

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Every state is a verse, and America is a poem. 

         Can we still seek a ray of hope in the middle of vast gloom?
          This burden of...

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A teapot has a wonderful wingspan of over five centimetres but a button for a shirt has incredible wings measuring sixty eight point nine metres. This was sure to upset teapot who rather fancied itself as being the largest wing in the house. Blatant blaring...

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and its the bing bang boing but not bong ok nor beng or bung
A chicken diner stream is a recipe of combined cream but crossing a work surface is often best using traffic lights, zebra crossings and highlighted roadway maps. It is imperative to firm...

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Enumeration of Thought, within my entire being, as if to ascertain an exact molecular particle; of selectively predisposed choice. 

Pre-being molecules particulate, if as an exact enumeration of my entire dispositional thought selection. 

Predisposed ascertainment of an exact choice within select molecular thought particles. 

Throughout...

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Marmie was beyond beautiful, ready for this day, all of her life.
Thadius was feeling great, marrying a helpmate and friend this day.
They were matched in intellect, emotionally sound, without strife.
They had met at work, and established a friendship first, smartest way.

His family and friends were...

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I think it is funny how OFTEN we are wrong, 
How we don’t speak the right way,
How words that are written throughout the LIBRARY, 
Aren’t the words that we say,

From FAUX PAS to ALMOND, to ET CETERA, 
GENRE, and FILM, and BOUTIQUE,
Commonly miss said, uttered...

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He came to school in worn out teeny shoes
with a scab on his knee and a sour attitude
He talked with a lisp and bad pronunciation
which made things worse in a bad situation
Always fighting and calling bad names
Always pointing fingers at others to blame
Always rude and...

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The impetuosity of inanities
Life spills, deals and fills
In tones and zones of vanities
Raised to a crescendo on hills and bills

On the beleaguered bottom
Society sinks into new perspectives
Derived from the atom
Devoid of subjective directives

Issued at the behest of power corridors
In lumps and stumps of mispronounced announcements
Trembling...

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Former President Trump
Sat on his awesome "yhuge"rump,
Dreaming of having his ultimate revenge
While on a drug and vengeance Benge.

note:  misspelled huge as "Yhuge" because the former President mispronounced it that way and comedians mocked him for it for years....

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There's a mispronounced hurt, crawling in my veins.
A thorough disdain, lurking in my brains.
Pouring from eyes, falling from my soul.
Channeling through the skies, a sick twisted role.
Grasping at a fleeting breath, a pain so true.
With a string of words unspoken, I'm losing you.
I cannot sleep,...

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can you rework an intention
place indicators around it
mark it out, say it's different 
can you do whatever you want
somehow, within designated lines 
become unconstricted 

all this I ask of a blank page ~
that being where answers lie
for the questions of self
if already known, would condemn...

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tip the scales
break any old barrier
the sound will not be heard
in the dark quiet i am
somewhere where they are not
in a genesis of something undefined
with no reply at all
though an answer is in some sort of abstract code
frigidity has my sweating dry spells mispronounced
falling off...

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Focus on a plot, may you like a lot,
in this beginning so you introduce-
at it's middle you did deduce-
an end- is what you have, too produce-

Testing this out; you dial out any number,
ask! is Perry - Slap Happy News there with you?
polite voice on that...

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