Best Midgets Poems

TERROR OF THE PINK  ONE LEGGED  MIDGETS


You've seen them and so have I  -
All pretty much look alike, dress alike,
Say the same things word for word.
Asked a question, they always quote
From some authority figure;
Never have an independent point of view.
All of them...

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CARNIVAL   MIDGETS    

          
Short  people?
I fear for my feet. . . 
. . . Could bite ’em
. . . Or steal socks.
Such people should be compelled
To always use stilts !


Even...

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