Best Mid Life Crisis Poems

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The Mid-Life Crisis

By Elton Camp

It was at the age of forty-five
A new car Fred bought to drive

You might think he’d buy a sedan
In keeping with...

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Once upon an under edited and somewhat jaded, 
female’s mid-life crisis
she sat down to contemplate the options of all her
“age appropriate” vices’

“Debauchery deficient”, “depravity bereft”,she...

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Escape from the norm
Most men want a motorbike
I am your crisis....

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I came to faith 
at forty-eight
      a mid-life crisis
 within my mind
step-by-step
     a staircase I climbed
'til...

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There comes a time 
Looking back on this life of mine

They say it’s a mid life crisis
It’s more like times oasis

In the mist of memory’s...

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The Ash Can  ©

I got the call on Sunday night.  I was traveling on business.  When I looked at the caller ID
...

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Mental Abuse 
By Ricky Flanigan

I wrote this when I was in my worst a few months back, feeling it!

I'm locked up mentally, increasingly destroying my...

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This poem is written with a fair of Jamaican Patois but I hope you all get the drift.


Cow Cock Soup


Boy things a get bad, really...

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As the world turns
my stomach does too
knowing that all my children
are confused, unemployed
and young and restless
all the day through,
and my husband of 30 years
decided to...

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Happy Birthday your getting old
Never mind we will wear a blindfold
forty six aint that sore
I should know been there before
just failing sight and creeky legs
and...

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Its not a mid-life crisis, 
it just took me all these years
To realize the foolishness 
of all my silly fears.

See, my mom, she worried all...

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So many years doing what I should
Daughter, sister, wife, mother
Expectations to meet, unrequited dreams to fulfill
Oh how exhausting it all proved to be

Stretching myself thin,...

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Somewhere between increasing size of the uniform
Maturity kicked in, and I grew up, mom
Molded to be different than the peers I grew among
If I were...

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As we see of a day unforgettable
Of a great betrayal,
As we were mired in a misadventure
We saw the mirthless smiles of that great betrayal

We, the...

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