Best Mid Life Crisis Poems

There comes a time 
Looking back on this life of mine

They say it’s a mid life crisis
It’s more like times oasis

In the mist of memory’s 
Some clear some faint
Looks like I’ve not been a complete saint

The ladder of time reaches high
memories locked in the minds eye 

Step by step we see the past 
Each run...

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mid-life crisis
hubby's hair turning 
back to brown...

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The Mid-Life Crisis

By Elton Camp

It was at the age of forty-five
A new car Fred bought to drive

You might think he’d buy a sedan
In keeping with being a family man

He thought a convertible would be nice
Above the dash was a fuzzy pair of dice

He had “Mean Machine” put on the side
With painted, red flames, Fred did...

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Once upon an under edited and somewhat jaded, 
female’s mid-life crisis
she sat down to contemplate the options of all her
“age appropriate” vices’

“Debauchery deficient”, “depravity bereft”,she 
was "tragically prosaic”.
sadly ending her self-indulgent deprecation 
with,“pitifully archaic”
 
Upon further diagnosis and self
evaluation, she concluded 
she had neither mid-life crisis nor deficiency, 
but was brazenly deluded!

Severe results of this...

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Escape from the norm
Most men want a motorbike
I am your crisis....

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With all this Corona in the air,
Wearing masks is a total nightmare!
Whilst we're hiding faces
Time to buy some braces,
Fix these wonky teeth, neat and square...

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                    It may be the mid life crisis
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Mid life crisis worth
wear and tear
cannon fodder curse



6-17-18...

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He’s having a big mid life crisis
It’s a bit late, I grant you, but true
It should have begun in his forties
And not when he hit eighty two
When he traded his wife for a new one
(She is thirty years younger, or more)
The old one was getting quite past it
So he told her, and showed her the...

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Go on run, run from your life
You did the home, kids , and wife
You should run before you fall
So just run, run from it all

Nine to five's a daily grind
Just leave it all far behind
No more sweat, stress, or strife
Better run, run from your life

Kids don't care, it's such a crime
They're on their phones all...

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