Best Marries Poems

Third day on her honeymoon
Sharon asks Butch what it's like 
for a man before he gets married.

A bricklayer by trade, 
and a man of few...

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Carl was very anxious
Olivia looked at him and she became suspicious…
“Never before I wanted to confess it to you” he said
“From the very first day…"...

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Mr. Tom was a confident cat, the talk of the town.
We loved everything about him, he could get down.
He had swagger and sway, we loved...

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Kissed his student.
Punched his friend.
Accused her lover.

What if China's navy asserts control where our navy also patrols?
Should we concede the South China Sea? Not on...

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The problem is, Priscilla grew up 
in a penthouse having parties while 
Biff came of age under a bridge

fighting other trolls, he remembers.
When Pris calls...

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Louise has the sweetest boobies
She likes to eat red-hot curries 
With lots of raw green chillies
She was once amongst the groupies
At the Oscars and the...

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Alma marries the Universe

All the planets would receive a special wedding invitation

Pluto, Venus, Mercury, Mars, Saturn, Neptune, Earth, Jupiter, and the Sun.

The North star would...

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Pinkie was a fluffy butterfly kind of faerie.
She was free spirited with a beautiful soul.
She cared about everyone, and they knew it.
People gravitated to her...

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A delightfully deep azure blue sky commandeers the aurora borealis
Somber Swedes slumber in used pup tents, unaware of this beauty
Visitors stare into the night, hoping...

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