Best Like Chalk And Cheese Poems

Chalk was bold, pale skinned, and big boned.
A soft souled, porous, sedentary teen.
Bulky, he made a big initial impression,
but seemed to lack in true substance.
And...

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Chalk and Cheese

When you say no, I say yes
When you say skirt, I say dress
When you say lie, I don’t confess
When you say more, I...

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I’d love to say that ‘Crusher’ Webb is one good mate of mine,
but old ‘Crusher’s’ temperamental and can act more like a swine,
and it don’t...

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I’d been out of work for quite some time and let me funds run low,
Of course this meant some favoured treats are first things that...

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Ted Weymouth rang me up to see, if I could do a job he had…
‘His trucks broken down’ he said, so I told Ted ‘I’d...

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He fell one stormy midnight clear,
His feet upon his head,
He deaf of mouth and blind of ear,
All purple, green and red.

He dined politely on a...

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The Armenian and The Liverpudlian 


It’s hard to see sometimes
How chalk and cheese can mix so perfectly
Makes you wonder how the differences of character
Can work...

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minimus and maximus,are two special cats of note,
one has short wiry fur,the other a long coat,
mini as you may gather,she's all skin and bone,
maxi on...

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Sandy and Robin
Chalk and cheese,
Sandy a hurricane
Robin a breeze.

Summer's anywhere
Grins and groans,
Twin Robin The Fair,
Sandy throws stones.

Five for a while
Sandy and Robin,
Gran has a smile
Readily...

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Introspection

The Great Bear looked inward.
Feeling a vast space, within.
He felt that he would walk alone,
A mistake as to really do this

He became aware of nothing.
Nothing...

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It began as a day like any other, 
In the oceans deepest depths,
Until a Kiwi and an Ausi,
Decided to have a picnic at the bottom...

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You went to your universities
rehearsing your autobiographies
and
we are still as different as
chalk and cheese
I suppose you'll know 
a chemical symbol 
for those,
but
I wrote the writing to...

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Just choose cheese please
Cheese choosing is cheasey and easy
Do not cheat, only choose cheese beginning with Ch…
Choose cheese like
Chile jack, Chimney rock, Chaumes, Chavroux, Checkerboard...

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Life is a mixture of contrasts and opposite polarities 
North-south east and west 
Sadness and pleasure
Winter and summer
Empty pockets others full of treasure
Female and males
Dark...

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no mind for losing face

  chalk and cheese and
 white bread, black coffee
we did not make it through without the grind
  no softer...

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