Best Like A Bull In A China Shop Poems

Who the f*** do I think I am
Skipping through delicate situations
In motherfreaking rain boots
Forgetting my place
Forgetting why I came to this china shop in the...

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A man of few words, my father taught by example.
The best thing he showed me
was to set my standards high
and to be my own judge...

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Sharp as a whip, and not really drunk,
the drunken monk
has the sober monkey on his back.
A cylinder of mighty words
chained to a cylinder of craft...

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I know a girl more broken than the aftermath of a bull in a china shop. She knows that her pain wont stop, so instead...

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Why is ‘Almost Good Enough’
  never what you need?

Why is ‘Clearly Not Enough’
  an ounce more than you deserve?

Why is ‘Almost What You...

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“You’re like a bull in a China shop”
She always used to say
Then I grew 
She sadly passed away

Now he who holds my heart
Has taken over...

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When is ‘Almost Good Enough’
  never good enough?

When is ‘Clearly Not Enough’
  an ounce more than enough?

When is ‘Almost What You Need’
 ...

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I was listening to David Bowie's Life On Mars, I love his music and his lyrics too, and for it gave me the idea for...

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Imaginations fun and free
From simple things to really fancy
Your mind just escapes somewhere new
Like when pigs are flying over you
With wings spread out sharing the...

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‘The food’s a little spicy’ ~
   Is there a fire extinguisher in the house?

‘She’s got a figure to die for’ ~
  ...

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Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again

Even when iron not red hot, 
I implement non customary quarks 
regarding foreigner rather cold as ice
namely delinquent outsize credit card...

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I’ll pay you for a hamburger next Tuesday                 ...

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Try talking to me without instant interruption, 
I may get a lil’ excited and try to guess your next words-
I am known to do this...

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Captain Kuni-Lemel strikes again
(even when iron not hot, but rather cold as ice)

Yours truly a day late dollar short
dollars to donuts bonafide klutz
living testes mint...

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The circus has come to town
   Washington D.C., its prime playground
Congress on the brink of a nervous breakdown
   Screaming at President...

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