Best Lew Poems

...There once was a chef named Lew

who swore Samuel's words were true

that Sacred cows make
 
a great tasting steak

and the best hamburgers too.


Sacred cows make the best hamburg......

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...Her cognition is sporadic
Longing for her to relax
And display calm tactics
Lay on my chest like it’s a hammock
When she isn't calm
I can't stand it
Cause behaviors like these in women
Can eas......

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...Me un Finn came  'round

In what did we found

The Pub, wid a very large lock

Aye keep the key where no one cann see

Said our find mate, Erik McJock

So, let us awl in, out spurted  Finn
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...Turkeys in November
the horrors they remember
The definite dinner plans
that turkeys just don't understand
This dining for a cause
Thanksgiving a regretable clause
a life that finds a sudden pa......

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...Once in a meadow there lived hippie Sue
Hippie Tony and hippie Jim lived there too
There sitting smoking was hippie Jack 
Making joints from the buds in his hippie rucksack

There was Hippie Emm......

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...Three mischief makers,
Larry, Lester and Lew,
slipped some wriggly white mice,
inside of their mothers' shoes.

Three screaming mothers,
threw up their hands and ran.
"We're in trouble," screa......

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...Cassius Clay became Ali
     Lew Alcindor, Abdul-Jabbar

     What will become of Ilhan Omar 
       ~ She’ll outlaw taverns and bars......

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...2009
NASA confirms the discovery of
Water on our moon above
Not so much that you can see it
But evidence that there sure be it
When we get back to explore moon seas
Will we finally find moon cheese

......

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...I saw myself 
a ring of bone
in the clear stream
of all of it

and vowed
always to be opened to it
that all of it
might flow through

and then heard
"ring of bone" where
ring is what
a b......

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...Flew out with family to Florida for the parks and the beacH
Landed at Sanford airport in OrlandO
Once we'd unpacked we had a dip in the pooL
Rose e......

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...I know I was only kidding myself

I am not that stupid and knew this day
was coming thick and fast

When my Lkkel Red Chubs Mcmonkey
would eventually say 

Uncky Chris I am engaged to be marr......

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...Ode to Pain:
Springing forth and flowing in energetic liquidity. Emotions in motion in chasms far reaching me. 
Of hearts preaching unbalanced in teaching thee. Lessons in life.
In balance.
Far f......

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...this is a world of confustion
this is not allustion
we should all
listen to the lords call
leave hate behind
lew new life shine
these or
TROUBLE
TIMES......

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...
Hidden beneath the leaves of trees is a blue shop -
Gleefully I smile;  half - construed but true shop.

No soul in sight, parking heedlessly, now I plight -
Wearing chapals, I go in - flight t......

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...And it's all because of this
this I insist
It's all because of this
the sin we bare
the sin I ware
It's all because of this
It's everywhere we may not arrive at the mountain together
But if we......

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