Best Lettuces Poems

Sometimes there's just nothing
the perspective of life, I mean
if you think about the emptiness of this moment
in the possibility of it extending infinitely
or the inevitability...

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A tomato and a potato lived in a fridge

And a bunch of other foods lived in their midst

Tomato and potato ruled this place

And all the...

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I have been trying to pen this verse for the past two weeks but
Someone was standing in my way and my mind went astray
Can’t you...

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Yawn said Saudi Arabian prawn in a bin liner watching a cake. Chopping cutting cuticles cubicles clubbing clang clanging clam. Drama is not an item...

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Panic in the supermarkets!
By the new mad author
Stanley Russell Harris

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dearie me.
In the supermarkets do panic I see?
I wonder why, as...

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The contents of a sandwich often plot to escape. Particularly lettuces. Their leaves when chopped can climb well out of bread. So it is always...

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A whale in a pail is far more active in a gale or in copious amounts of hail. Putting money into sharks is a shifty...

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The Bunny

Soft, caramel-coloured paws,
Creamy, velvet underbelly,
Hoppity hop, hoppity hop.

Two ears appear,
Then the top of the head.
Eyes peeping over
The plant pot,
Hoppity hop, hoppity hop.

Bob-tail flashes white
Between...

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An assortment of assorted asses assessed antelope antics angelically arranged

A vibrant and charming assortment of periwinkles, mints, truffles, sliced peanut cubes, diced baps, and a...

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"So you're educated and beautiful.  Ms. 
Night tell me about your dreams or is 
working at the bank enough fullfillment?"  
"Excuse me may...

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The leaves weren’t wilted I see
A head of lettuce light green crispy
And I had checked finances to boot
I was confident I could cover the loot

The...

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My gardening proclivity was widely recognised,
A gift to which my friends would all attest ;
A nuance of distinction in the flavour and the size
Produced a...

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To access the house there was a slight slope from the sidewalk, the door was in the gap under the stairs that led to the...

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Big rats in Copenhagen 

The biggest supermarket in the world tons of wasted food
rats grew so big they couldn’t live in sewers but nestled
in the...

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5AM the haywire of light
you've framed the vista 
from your frosty window
Stacked sachets  of cos lettuces
ponder for an outcome growth
Whence the day of blossom

Salvation...

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