Best Knickknack Poems

If I were a knickknack 
living on a walnut whatnot shelf,
I would be ideally placed
Between a pink dinosaur and blue elf.

If I were a knickknack
I would be a tiny lamb with fleece.
Played with by a six-year-old girl
Until I broke into tiny bitsy pieces.

If I were...

Continue reading...

KnickKnack and PattyWhack were volatile twins
They have been angry since they wore diaper pins
Focusing on their negatives, both are always mad
I cannot blame their mom, so I blame their meanspirited Dad...

Continue reading...