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Best Jerk Off Poems

Below are the all-time best Jerk Off poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of jerk off poems written by PoetrySoup members


Sir Hernrey Jerk Off
Sir Henry Jerk Off

balance fo power warning in its utmost desire
cover me Charlie Sheen with his ding a ling
pardon me midnight swing Polar King;
my mind...

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Categories: jerk off, art, august,
Form: Free verse



I Dream of Being a Whore
I want to show my body off
Oh so naked and free
Watch those boys jerk-off
Showing skin high above the knee

I want to feel their touch
Feel love...

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Categories: jerk off, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
TABOO
they are the voices that go unheard all over the world

it takes more than time to say you changed it takes more than work

we cannot...

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Categories: jerk off, lifetime, wife, time,
Form: I do not know?
spicy bell pepper
Stop watching me with those derisory eyes 
sweet like bear claw
spicy like a bell pepper
give me back my barette
I'm not letting my hair down'
from cooties...

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Categories: jerk off, abuse,
Form: Free verse
Tendencies Ossifying Obsequious Linguistics
I 
do 
have a 
Message for
one Harry Manback
it does regard his long Lost Keys
don't Blame Hoffman for his Disposition, you Jerk Off!
You Lied when you...

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Categories: jerk off, dark, farewell,
Form: Fibonacci



Just Friends
We're just friends
I've told you time and again
You locked my dog inside a pen
We really had to make amends-
And now we're just friends

We're just pals
I've...

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Categories: jerk off, anger, break up,
Form: Rhyme
drive in
Pale blue and pink hooded tumbleweeds
Roll down the concrete corridor
Orange sodium vapor half lights
Half lit yellow tagged parking lot
Illuminated fake plastic trees all in a...

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Categories: jerk off, imagery,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member I Come Before You
I come before you, proclaiming you're Brother
Or Sister in Christ's death, that Eve was our Mother
Though you claim (in faith too) that my Truth’s your...

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Categories: jerk off, faith,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Distant Guns

A garden sun chases our ginger cat.
Dad watches World War Two
up close on the TV
he grinds his teeth,
a general forced to take a back seat.
Mother...

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Categories: jerk off, poetry,
Form: Free verse