Best Jerk Off Poems
Below are the all-time best Jerk Off poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of jerk off poems written by PoetrySoup members
Sir Hernrey Jerk OffSir Henry Jerk Off
balance fo power warning in its utmost desire
cover me Charlie Sheen with his ding a ling
pardon me midnight swing Polar King;
my mind...
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Categories:
jerk off, art, august,
Form:
Free verse
I Dream of Being a WhoreI want to show my body off
Oh so naked and free
Watch those boys jerk-off
Showing skin high above the knee
I want to feel their touch
Feel love...
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Categories:
jerk off, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
Taboothey are the voices that go unheard all over the world
it takes more than time to say you changed it takes more than work
we cannot...
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Categories:
jerk off, lifetime, wife, time,
Form:
I do not know?
Spicy Bell PepperStop watching me with those derisory eyes
sweet like bear claw
spicy like a bell pepper
give me back my barette
I'm not letting my hair down'
from cooties...
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Categories:
jerk off, abuse,
Form:
Free verse
Tendencies Ossifying Obsequious LinguisticsI
do
have a
Message for
one Harry Manback
it does regard his long Lost Keys
don't Blame Hoffman for his Disposition, you Jerk Off!
You Lied when you...
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Categories:
jerk off, dark, farewell,
Form:
Fibonacci
Just FriendsWe're just friends
I've told you time and again
You locked my dog inside a pen
We really had to make amends-
And now we're just friends
We're just pals
I've...
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Categories:
jerk off, anger, break up,
Form:
Rhyme
Drive InPale blue and pink hooded tumbleweeds
Roll down the concrete corridor
Orange sodium vapor half lights
Half lit yellow tagged parking lot
Illuminated fake plastic trees all in a...
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Categories:
jerk off, imagery,
Form:
Free verse
Never Be Too Far AwayBe sure to check the pockets
When you do the children’s clothes.
Clean the lint from the dryer
And the washer’s discharge hose.
Check the pump in...
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Categories:
jerk off, allegory, death,
Form:
Lyric
I Come Before YouI come before you, proclaiming you're Brother
Or Sister in Christ's death, that Eve was our Mother
Though you claim (in faith too) that my Truth’s your...
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Categories:
jerk off, faith,
Form:
Rhyme
The Kill-CrazedI believe most Americans are appalled at the wanton gun violence in America today.
Surely the murder of young children is revolting to almost everyone and...
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Categories:
jerk off, america, child abuse, teen,
Form:
Free verse
Distant GunsA garden sun chases our ginger cat.
Dad watches World War Two
up close on the TV
he grinds his teeth,
a general forced to take a back seat.
Mother...
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Categories:
jerk off, poetry,
Form:
Free verse