Best Hyperventilating Poems

Talking heads 
will give you their attached credentials
with solemn aplomb

And it’s plenty hyphen proof long

They’ll make unlearned eyes gasp
at their hyped expertise

Get simpler minds to hyperventilate,
as their lower rack thoughts 
common sense overheat

Everyday, mundane pondering
takes a kid table backseat

The babble bobble heads,
with the apron string...

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Hy - c-calm down, calm....down....
Per - stay content...don't be scared...
Ven - don't fret - God is near
Ti - calm down...shhh...j-just
La - think...p-positive...
Ting - and pray to God for help! ! 
Lack of s-s-sleep...and I wonder why...
"How was your sleep, hon?" - mom
"Hey! How was it,...

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