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Best Hen Pecked Poems

Below are the all-time best Hen Pecked poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hen pecked poems written by PoetrySoup members


The Hen-pecked Husband

"The Hen-pecked Husband"
By M. Taha Effendi

(Light Poetry)

The door bell rang yet again,
and yonder heard the distinct voice,
of my dear old wife, full of pain,
drowned all...

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Categories: hen pecked, funny, husband, wedding, wife,
Form: Light Verse



Hen-pecked
Feathered in fire,
a blood heat of
red stolen coals
under your wing;
soles calloused by
the mountain road
long as loneliness;
step after hot step
chicken-foot lurch
home - what home?
frigid nest of...

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© Chris Nash  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hen pecked, love, nature,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Counting Sheep
Oh fine little sheep
why must you bleat?
When your manger’s piled high
with strands of wheat.  

Think you of the cock
hen pecked by his flock
who must...

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Categories: hen pecked, introspection,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Red Sky over Cairo
A lifetime of waiting, stacks of National
Geographic half as tall as me, piled on
every step. A girl with nothing to do but dream.

The yellow-black jackets...

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Categories: hen pecked, anxiety, fear, travel,
Form: Free verse
Lennie and Half Acre
Lennie was a Hen-pecked pastry baker
Who told His wife He might forsake Her.
She nagged and was grossly obese.
He wanted it to quickly cease.
Whereupon He frosted...

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Categories: hen pecked, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Strange Definitions


DECADENT = ten teeth

CONFUSION = against melting with intensity

DEDICATION = a vacation in the afterlife

PURPOSE = Kitten posing while purring

INFORMATION = soldiers on parade

DELETED =...

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Categories: hen pecked, humorous,
Form: Narrative
The Good Old Boy
Men who like men join a gentleman's club
Hen-pecked husbands play rub-a-dub-dub
Men who like food go straight to the grub
So all the rest of us head...

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Categories: hen pecked, culture, drink, football, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Another Loss By Hillary
Another Loss By Hillary

 A lot of people are upset about Hillary's loss. 
Politics should be kept out off of FaceBook just like out of church....

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hen pecked, angst,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Name Footles
A Cat's that's Bullied

Wussy
Pussy ;)


Farm Animals that Enjoy the Classics

Dicken's
Chickens


A Corn Farmer with Turn off Jokes and Turn on Passion

Corny
Horny


A Humorous Song

Witty
Ditty


The Fastest "Gun" in...

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Categories: hen pecked,
Form: Footle
A bend in the river
The serpentine and ageless liquid
   mercurial possessed snake
eternally swallowed 
   since the beginning of time
   one unquenchable thirst to...

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Categories: hen pecked, appreciation, beauty, creation, inspirational,
Form: Free verse
I Would Often Wonder
Many Times I would often wonder
Why there is turbulence and thunder
Big waves which around will whirl
And tornadoes which seem to swirl.

Weather to me always does...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hen pecked, humorous, religious,
Form: Couplet
The Rooster Leads the Hens
The Rooster Leads the Hens

By Elton Camp

Way back in history, to time untold
It’s males who have always controlled

To take the lead, most hens don’t care
Rooster...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hen pecked, social,
Form: Rhyme
Circa January 2010 Bell Tower And Carillon
Twittered Via Chilled Wren
At Valley Forge, Pennsylvania

Prior carte blanche to confessing illicit
     extra-marital affair
I embolden tomb ache
    ...

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Categories: hen pecked, 12th grade, animal, beautiful,
Form: I do not know?
Shana Aubrey Harris - part two
a boon against strife 
wool worth effort and propensity 
to revel qua biological miracle re: said offspring 
did inadvertently teach me lessons of life 

to...

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Categories: hen pecked, angel, appreciation, beautiful, birth,
Form: Ballade
Either Peace Monger or Dissident
Either Peace Monger or Dissident

My poems actually apply their own ammunition
At the same provide personal all competition
And adequately replacing need for any test
Already knowing mine...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hen pecked, humorous, political,
Form: Couplet
Still Can Hear It
Still Can Hear It

Youthful body had been so sleek and young
And some say that she was always among
The loveliest ladies which were to be seen
Even...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hen pecked, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member SHUT THE DUCK UP
Old Pattie just cannot stop talking
Voice grates like a mallard duck squawking
Can't you just be quiet ?
For once you should try it
Her hen pecked husband...

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Categories: hen pecked, conflict, humorous, spoken word,
Form: Limerick
Chinwag Pies
Chinwag Pies 

A crowd gathers
Where the poor run wild, 
Relentlessly taunting 
An innocent child, 
Scathing, scalding 
Thieving eyes, 
Scrimping, scraping 
Chinwag pies. 

Two a penny...

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Categories: hen pecked, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Watching the HenHouse
Once upon Trump time,
Free-range,
organic,
totally uncaged hens
brown
and black
and even white
and all things in-between
prepared to vote for more green climate health
growing indoor/outdoor good-egg chicken family values
planning to...

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Categories: hen pecked, betrayal, children, community, conflict,
Form: Political Verse
a brushstroke choreographing dramatic elegy framing harmonic gavotte all up yesterday
   great mind over matter to set brainy bedlam 
   in an organized queue
so while attention of your 
  ...

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Categories: hen pecked, adventure, art, character, dedication,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Winter's NewMoon Womb
Our first learning experience
of Earth as home
is in our perfectly uniting warm womb,
specifically designed for growing Constitutional Welfare,
healthy development care receiving,
then giving back,
paying forward,
co-investing 
in...

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Categories: hen pecked, birth, culture, earth, education,
Form: Political Verse
September 12th 2019 1200 pm
September 12th, 2019...12:00 p.m.
inspection/ emission finally possible
but...hopes dashed to smithereens

August thirty first
two thousand nineteen shortly past,
no matter 2009 Hyundai Sonata at long last
scheduled with ample...

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Categories: hen pecked, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Just in case you wondered
Just in case you wondered...

Yours truly, (i.e. I) quickly
became hypnagogic afore
subsequently segueing soundly
into autohypnosis booklore,
while binge reading courtesy

regarding aptitude chore
treasure trove books galore
five dollars as...

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Categories: hen pecked, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse