Best Have A Nice Day Poems
Below are the all-time best Have A Nice Day poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of have a nice day poems written by PoetrySoup members
MARTIANS LAND IN THE US AND REGRET SAYING 'TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER'
have a nice day, america, humorous, silly, space,
When Martians landed from outer space
They requested to meet a world leader
So Donald arrived with a smirk on his face
But soon turned green with an...
I am a Bitterweed
have a nice day, identity,
I enjoy turning the cow's milk sour
as they graze on me hour by hour
Simply because the farmers you see
Run their tractors straight over me!
Fire Rainbow clouds
have a nice day, adventure, faithgod, god, rainbow,
Today I saw an unusual phenomenum
Bright colors like a rainbow burst
Across a wispy cloud or two
Red and copper, blue with sheen
like a million tiny candles
THE CALL GUY DEDICATED TO STEPHEN PENNELL
have a nice day, for him, humorous, tribute,
Steve works in a call center
to earn an honest bob
but some days he can't believe
the words that flow from some folks gob
They cus and curse
have a nice day, lovehope, love, me,
I love how u make my twinkle
i love the way we kiss and mingle
i love the when i glance in ur eyes
i hate when we...
have a nice day, age, dream, football, remember,
>I am not a keen fan of football, although I did play for my team when in the army, I played left outside, sorry...
have a nice day, food,
At McRonald's, you get what you order,
McVirgin burgers from someone's daughter,
Sluts just wanna have fun,
In a sesame seed bun!
Do you want any French fries?
To hell and back with cancer
have a nice day, adventure, appreciation, blessing, cancer,
>To hell and back with cancer, is my personal feelings, please do not take them to heart.
To hell and back with cancer.
It started with a...
have a nice day,
"Thank you for calling ACME, INCORPORATED"
"For English, press 1"
"En Espanol, numero dos"
(Customer presses 1)
"If this is a business, press 1"
"If this is a residence, press...
The Good-bye Kiss
have a nice day, mystery, sound, dark, car,
I lay, half asleep in the dark morning, listening to her get ready for work.
She opens the door to the dressing room, turns out the...
have a nice day, business, funny, hilarious, parody,
“Hello, and thank you for calling Acme Products! Please listen to the following selections as our menu options changed 5 years ago and we want...
Make Someone's Day
have a nice day, funny, happiness, inspirational, people,
If I had a dime
Every single time
I heard someone say
Have a nice day!
No riches on...
The Canadian Rubber Factory
have a nice day, humorous,
I got told a joke this morning
It really made me smile
So I thought I would share it on poetry soup
But in my own unique...
That Parker Quink Ink smell
have a nice day, cat, fun, happy, high
>‘That Parker Quink Ink smell’
I’m mostly writing with a pen
Not all the time, with my best one.
That is the kind, you fill with ink.
Please do not hound me
have a nice day, animal, best friend, dog,
>As an ex- B 2 dog trainer, from the Royal Army Veterinary Corps of too many years ago. I cringe when I see dogs...
The Doctor Has Left the Building
have a nice day, funny,
Come in Doc, stay a while and please close the door.
Your pills aren't workin..still sore...what? Take more?
Whaddya mean, "Don't worry"?
Why are you in such a...
Bored in Manhattan
have a nice day, adventure, culture, environment, usa,
From my penthouse here in Manhattan
I observe crowds of bodies all in fast forward mode
Through slightly dampened windows I watch fascinated
As locals and visitors cramp...
FREEDOM OF SPEACH
have a nice day, life, peace,
A free country,authorities questioning our rights
no crime,no contest,a superseded street plight
peacefully discussing the right for your stance
self expressions,through a calm balance.
The road of life has...
have a nice day, courage,
Soooooooooooo there's a Comments Contest well
HO HO HO ...AND IT AIN'T EVEN CHRISTMAS!
Whew! Well, I never had much of a chest to get it...
Early Morning Deli
have a nice day, feelings, people,
Early Morning Deli
So, I’m standing in the early morning deli line.
Waiting for my sliced turkey and cheese.
One old man behind me and another old lady...
have a nice day, anger, computer, humorous, men,
I only use Skype to contact my son
Yet my contacts list is now over run
So many men want to get to know me
I wonder what...
RED, WHITE AND BLUE
have a nice day, america, body, conflict, death,
Red, White and Blue
I fought in the Revolutionary war
To win freedom from tyranny
I fought for the right to choose my religion
For the right...
have a nice day, how i feel,
Some have jobs that are creative and such,
Me I'm a wannabee, a hasbeen so much.
I like sittinrounddoinnuttin best of all
Waiting on tomorrow for da next...
MY GRAND AUNT
have a nice day, dedication, devotion, family, farewell,
MY GRAND AUNT
JOHN M. ARRIBAS
She is still as elegant as I dare remember
Those early springs: its now late december
She is sitting with her...
King David Did Not Exist
have a nice day, people,
Did you know there was no King David? There are no records to indicate that a King David ever existed other than his being...