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Best Have A Nice Day Poems

Below are the all-time best Have A Nice Day poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of have a nice day poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member MARTIANS LAND IN THE US AND REGRET SAYING 'TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER'
When Martians landed from outer space
They requested to meet a world leader
So Donald arrived with a smirk on his face
But soon turned green with an...

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Categories: have a nice day, america, humorous, silly, space,



I am a Bitterweed
I enjoy turning the cow's milk sour
as they graze on me hour by hour
Simply because the farmers you see
Run their tractors straight over me! 

I...

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© Judy Konos  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: have a nice day, identity,

Fire Rainbow clouds
Today I saw an unusual phenomenum
Bright colors like a rainbow burst
Across a wispy cloud or two

Red and copper, blue with sheen
like a million tiny candles
aquamarine...

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Categories: have a nice day, adventure, faithgod, god, rainbow,

Premium Member THE CALL GUY DEDICATED TO STEPHEN PENNELL
Steve works in a call center
to earn an honest bob
but some days he can't believe
the words that flow from some folks gob

They cus and curse
Then...

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Categories: have a nice day, for him, humorous, tribute,

Snagglepuss
I love how u make my twinkle
i love the way we kiss and mingle
i love the when i glance in ur eyes
i hate when we...

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Categories: have a nice day, lovehope, love, me,

The football
>I am not a keen fan of football, although I  did play for my team when in the army, I played left outside, sorry...

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Categories: have a nice day, age, dream, football, remember,

Premium Member JUNK FOOD
At McRonald's, you get what you order,
McVirgin burgers from someone's daughter,
Sluts just wanna have fun,
In a sesame seed bun!
Do you want any French fries?
Have some...

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Categories: have a nice day, food,

To hell and back with cancer
>To hell and back with cancer, is my personal feelings, please do not take them to heart.

To hell and back with cancer.

It started with a...

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Categories: have a nice day, adventure, appreciation, blessing, cancer,

Customer Service
"Thank you for calling ACME, INCORPORATED"
"For English, press 1"
"En Espanol, numero dos"
(Customer presses 1)
"If this is a business, press 1"
"If this is a residence, press...

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Categories: have a nice day,

Premium Member The Good-bye Kiss
I lay, half asleep in the dark morning, listening to her get ready for work.
She opens the door to the dressing room, turns out the...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: have a nice day, mystery, sound, dark, car,

MEEP MEEP
“Hello, and thank you for calling Acme Products! Please listen to the following selections as our menu options changed 5 years ago and we want...

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Categories: have a nice day, business, funny, hilarious, parody,

Make Someone's Day
If I had a dime
     Every single time
I heard someone say
     Have a nice day!

No riches on...

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Categories: have a nice day, funny, happiness, inspirational, people,

Premium Member The Canadian Rubber Factory
I got told a joke this morning 
It really made me smile
So I thought I would share it on poetry soup
But in my own unique...

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Categories: have a nice day, humorous,

That Parker Quink Ink smell
>‘That Parker Quink  Ink smell’

I’m mostly writing with a pen
Not all the time, with my best one.
That is the kind, you fill with ink.
Am...

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Categories: have a nice day, cat, fun, happy, high

Please do not hound me
>As an ex- B 2 dog trainer, from the Royal Army Veterinary Corps of too many years ago.  I cringe when I see dogs...

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Categories: have a nice day, animal, best friend, dog,

The Doctor Has Left the Building
Come in Doc, stay a while and please close the door.
Your pills aren't workin..still sore...what? Take more?

Whaddya mean, "Don't worry"?
Why are you in such a...

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Categories: have a nice day, funny,

Bored in Manhattan
From my penthouse here in Manhattan
I observe crowds of bodies all in fast forward mode
Through slightly dampened windows I watch fascinated
As locals and visitors cramp...

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Categories: have a nice day, adventure, culture, environment, usa,

FREEDOM OF SPEACH

A free country,authorities questioning our rights
no crime,no contest,a superseded street plight
peacefully discussing the right for your stance
self expressions,through a calm balance.

The road of life has...

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Categories: have a nice day, life, peace,

Comments
Soooooooooooo there's a Comments Contest well
HO HO HO ...AND IT AIN'T EVEN CHRISTMAS!

Whew!  Well, I never had much of a chest to get it...

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© Judy Konos  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: have a nice day, courage,

Premium Member Early Morning Deli
Early Morning Deli

So, I’m standing in the early morning deli line.
Waiting for my sliced turkey and cheese.
One old man behind me and another old lady...

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Categories: have a nice day, feelings, people,

Premium Member SKYPE GRIPE
I only use Skype to contact my son
Yet my contacts list is now over run
So many men want to get to know me
I wonder what...

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Categories: have a nice day, anger, computer, humorous, men,

RED, WHITE AND BLUE
Red, White and Blue

I fought in the Revolutionary war
To win freedom from tyranny 
I fought for the right to choose my religion 
For the right...

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Categories: have a nice day, america, body, conflict, death,

Contest Poem
Some have jobs that are creative and such,
Me I'm a wannabee, a hasbeen so much.

I like sittinrounddoinnuttin best of all
Waiting on tomorrow for da next...

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© Judy Konos  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: have a nice day, how i feel,

MY GRAND AUNT
MY GRAND  AUNT
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS


She is still as elegant as I dare remember
Those early springs: its now late december
She is sitting  with her...

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Categories: have a nice day, dedication, devotion, family, farewell,

King David Did Not Exist
Did you know there was no King David?  There are no records to indicate that a King David ever existed other than his being...

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© Judy Konos  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: have a nice day, people,