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Premium Member Kids: Funny, Poor, and Sweet-F

We loved the lollipops, cracker jacks, and Holloway candy sticks.                          We adored the chocolate-coated ice cream bars and the tootsie rolls.
We could not get enough of pop sickles, cool aids, and soda pops.          
We sang a love song saying, “Ice cream, soda water, cream on top,                                                            tell me the name of your sweetheart”. We had the best-tasting cookies and cigarette candies that eyes had ever seen. We were just poor kids in America’s poorest state, but no kids were sweeter than us. Hot as fire, hassled and harassed by humidity and drops of sweat; but we were sweet, not from
our good-natured personalities but from the sweets that we ate.

Life was hard in my little Mississippi Delta town; But somewhere between hard work and chores; between feeding the chickens and the cows; between feeding the goats and the hogs; between watching TV and doing homework;
between the sun ups and the Sundowns; and between the dawn and the dust;                                                 
Yes, in between, we found time to play. Most times we were okay, didn’t go astray, and had lots of fun in the barns, playing in the hay.

We rolled rubber tires like we were driving fast cars; laughed out loud as we sucked whining balls. Money was always lacking, but we did our share of licking, chewing, and sucking the sweet stuff. We bought a lot for the few pennies, nickels, and dimes that we had. We could buy our treats cheaply back then.  So, we did our best to stay sweet, chewing bubble gum filled with sugar. We didn’t have a care and learned how to share, and the sweet stuff was always there. 013008PSContest, Childlike Fun, Caren Krutsinger, 2P
Categories: hassled, beauty, candy, child, kid,
Form: Prose

Premium Member The 70's

Back in those heavy times when everything was so far out
Our words were but a whisper, the mans were but a shout
Flower power was spreading, and everything was out of sight
Preaching peace through out the days, and gettin our groove on into the night

But we were always gettin hassled, by the fuzz, the man, the pigs
They didn't want us smokin doobies, and flashin peace signs, can ya dig?
Then peace and love had flourished, we needed to get funky and do our thing
We needed a place to get our groove on, so the discos were the scene 

The threads we wore back then were styling, some were off the hook!
It's hard to believe with the slim bread we made, we could carry that funky look?
Bellbottoms, platform shoes, and jump suits people were a cravin
Boogieing away the nights in the discos, where the lights were just a blazin

Then the foxy chicks started getting pregoed, and the discos no longer Dyno-mite!
Men needed to start makin more bread, and trying to live the family life
But gigs weren't easy to find, and life became somewhat of a drag
Some of the dudes skipped town, leaving the foxy mamas holding the bag

Well thats the skinny of the seventies, the lowdown of peoples ways
So keep on truckin all you cool cats and foxy mamas
And remember all those ~Freaky, ~Far Out, ~Out Of Sight days




Dan Kearley:1-21-12
Categories: hassled, funny, love, music, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Bee's Knees

If bees have knees
They must be quite tiny
What about elbows
Or a cute tiny heinie?

And what about thighs
That end at the knees?
Do they ever wear shorts?
Are they hassled by fleas?

Now how about hair
Is it long and flowing?
Do they wear tiny parkas
When winter wind's blowing?

When one tells a joke
Do the other ones giggle?
Can they write with a pen
Does it look like a squiggle?

Do you know what scares 'em?
Do they have any fears?
When a bee friend dies
Do they cry honey tears?

© Jack Ellison 2012
Categories: hassled, childhood, fantasy, children, ,
Form: Quatrain

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The Midnight Bell Tolls

Then comes the call of the witch named Kabbath,
That signals the start of All Hollow's Black Sabbath.
And, from the dark crypts and the blackest of holes;
Come the night creatures, as the Midnight Bell Tolls

Come Goblins and ghoulies, black creatures all hassled.
Come the fiends of the night that haunt the High Castle.
To the cemetery fields where the undead lay waiting
For the black orgy to begin their unholy mating.

Witches, black sorcerers, and warlocks all
Dance to the wind at this black magic ball.
Their music the cry of ten million lost souls;
All hither they come as the Midnight Bell Tolls.

All gathered at last, at this darkest of hours.
To wait for the sign of Satan's great power.
That'll send them in search all over the world,
To capture the souls of ye boys and ye girls.

So, let this be a warning this Halloween night
And pay heed to thy parents, they know what is right.
Though you search for sweet treats, wherever you stroll.
Be safe in your beds, when the Midnight Bell Tolls.
Categories: hassled, halloween, october, scary, surreal,
Form: Rhyme

Casting Couch

How frantic my antics when I'm in a panic-
my thoughts alone could sink the Titanic!
Hassled, frazzled-  razz-madazzled
when I feel so well and Manic!

Taken for granted, a Life enchanted,
and gifts of Art, by God implanted.
Confuses the Muses with makeshift excuses-
my trembling Mind, thus reprimanded!

For sloth, for laze, for lost ambition;
for languid lax, these poor conditions!
I feel punctured at this juncture-
Overwhelmed by such attrition...

Discerning my yearning, but also learning
that life affords but one audition.
Categories: hassled, art, god, life,
Form: Sonnet

Spring In Air, Love Online

SPRING IN AIR, LOVE ONLINE                                                          20/02/13

Nowadays , life is so unpalatable and stoic.
So unnecessarily busy and eventfully hectic.
Young folks thus gather in a shadowy discotheque, to kill,
The retreating winter shedding its last chill.
The chirps of the departing migratory,
With massacred green in a concrete urban factory,
Welcomes the spring breeze, and the cuckoo melody tune,
That too so rare,
For a short term vacation, in a vanity fair. 
Some emotional fools and roaming vagabond,
Can feel the spring air and reminiscences their  fond,
And cry for the past and the long lost love bonds.
Beside them no one dares to mingle,
Their soul with the colour of butterfly  twinkle.
No one cares to see the young green boughs,
Dancing in a frolic of crispy air that jingle.
All is there, in the air, except love my dear,
‘Cause love is now confined,
In another little world so secure.
Where there’s no hasty rushing,
No meaningless blushing,
No hassled waiting, no worrying restriction.
Love is just a ready-made parcel, 
At a press of a small button.
Love messages, e mails , tweets, face books ,web cyberspace and profile update,
Takes all the bothering responsibility, does all the necessary tete-a-tete.
No need for time taking arguments,
No need for extra commitments. 
Sometimes, meetings could be arranged, but
Oh! Never in public park or in a hopeless garden.
It could be in a shopping mall or a cool coffee  den.
The gorgeous and the grotty,
All gather at a V-day party.
Those who are privileged,
Share their love with diamonds and wine.
But for others, not a single grape,
Is sour in a vine.
Everything is taken for granted,
Just simple and fine.
‘Cause love can also be shared,
Simply free of cost on line.
Categories: hassled, computer-internet, humorous, love, people,
Form: Light Verse


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Categories: hassled, encouraging, humor, love,
Form: Quatrain

Fourteen Patches

Scorching heat hassled my feet,
as I ambled alongside the beast.
A wooden cup, a water bag and
parched barley meal for a feast.

My shadow exhaled hot fumes
on the dry desert sand.
Days of prolonged journey,
In search of a famous land.

Mounted on the highest 
was a man wearing a lowly thawb
 With evident fourteen patches,
devoid of a pristine robe.

He ruled the continents
With power and dignity.
He owned a little
Enough to satisfy the brevity.

We took turns to sit on the camel,
to relieve ourselves of the toil.
One could rest and another hold reins,
to guide the beast towards the soil.

He beckoned me to stop
And climb on top.
Holding the reins
of the camel’s clop.

Approaching the purpose
I implored the master.
I did not deem right
for him to ignore his lustre.
“The dignitaries are awaiting the ruler
to command them and direct.
A meagre slave on the summit
Will not give you respect.”

He roared and his eyes crimson
He told me a reality
So easily forgotten
“We were humiliated in entirety
And Islam gave us honour
Shall we then choose this world
And push Allah in the corner.”

When his feet get muddled,
in a blameless puddle.
It stumped me more
and enhanced my lore.

It proved my descent
 and that of my ruler
We are made with clay
and will return to it sooner.

A sight to behold awaited some,
as we marched into the city.
Never in history, had they seen
A king holding the rope with simplicity.

A slave riding the camel
Made most men bewildered
Tears flowed down relentlessly,
As the equality in Islam was remembered.

The man with fourteen patches,
raised the banner of Islam
Centuries later we still remember,
his humility and vigorous eemaan. 

When the difference between
The ruler and the slave.
Was rendered null by the
faithful and brave.

(Thawb – Long shirt
Eemaan – Belief
Allah - God
Islam – Submission to the will of Allah)
Categories: hassled, caregivingme, allah, me,
Form: Rhyme

Taking Time Out

I don’t want to do anything today,

Don’t want to even try.

Just want to sit and do nothing

And watch the world go by.

Don’t want to be hassled or pestered,

Or questioned the reason why.

Just want to be still and quiet,

And watch the world go by.

Don’t want to be thinking and planning,

To be aiming low or high.

Just want to be lazy but content

And watch the world go by.

Tomorrow I’ll be back to normal,

The hands of the clock will fly....

But today just want to be left alone,

To watch the world go by.
Categories: hassled, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme

The Emergency Room

at the mission in the Bowery
when the addict comes in at night
they are ushered through electronic doors that
slam shut like a prison 
echoing down the hall &
with few people on staff
they make their rounds in the greater part of the shelter
with walkie-talkies hooked to them
but no weapons or defense tools of any kind
which might allow for those spending their evenings
cleaning the laundry of the homeless &
taking care to the best of their ability
of those that the rest of society has left to die
in the garbage bin that is the piss ridden street---
in the emergency room
where those that walk straight off the street are allowed to
keep shelter,
but only shelter,
they need not even give their names &
they are not hassled by the help---
they remain huddled together 
nodding off in a stupor
with the staff checking on this specific room
every 15 minutes
with the hope that no one has drifted off to an overdose---
those with the walkies also have a needle on them at all times
which contains a good dose of adrenaline &
after gratuitous exercises upon being hired, 
of shoving the needle into a ripe orange 
over & over
(as if this is supposed to prepare you for shoving it in a human being
who has just overdosed),
they are told to be on the ready
for such a moment to arise
when they will need to use it---
upon entering the emergency room,
those who have come in off the streets often, 
having no respect for those with jobs & lives that 
they can no longer even imagine, or perhaps from a greater disdain for 
society as a whole,
they often ridicule the help,
cursing at them,
maybe not even conscious that they are doing so &
it is all in a night’s work to ignore or tolerate these insults
to the best of one’s ability
in hope that they are not struck or physically attacked
because an adrenaline needle & a walkie-talkie
isn’t going to stop someone who has nothing left in the world but
rage.
Categories: hassled, life, hope,
Form: Free verse

I Plead

I Plead


Calling from inside you              
  I could only reach as far as your deaf ears
you,a mother,turned to stone,     
 who else would comfort me ,come hither|| ||


Scores of dreams in my expectant eyes     	      
all to fill your lap with joy
Can’t wait a moment more to see the world        
mother,let me go out and play|| ||


Divine,it would be,oh mother                  
 to walk with you ,hand in hand
Oh how glad,you shall be to see me realize your dreams   
   			as if with a magic wand || ||


From a dainty bud to my brightest bloom      
       I shall grow one day
but how cruel you are mother                   
to plan to have me brushed away||


How unjust it is of you                   
  to contemplate leaving me in mortal pain
Hassled you are of the thought    
 your womb nurtures a fellow woman|| ||


Burdensome I will be                 
 was all your mind could conjure
So gutted you were to imagine    
my premature marital pyre|| ||


Call you mother ,see the world     
was it so much to ask for
you take all the blame          
God knows it,rest assure || ||


His court will question you        
 	yes ,that day will come
what will your reply be mother       
 for the sin that you have done|| ||


A girl child I was              
           made your womb my home
Motherhood,I gave you    
 a mother,you could never become|| ||
Categories: hassled, baby, emotions, gender, mother
Form: Rhyme

Bad Relations

When you get to, to the place that
   I must leave you, when you get to th' station
When you look back, will it matter?
If I treated you badly would you forgive me?
       Broken down, I'll be sorry at the station
   Sister's relief, a brother's regret, at the station 
 
There were details, misunderstandings
    Hammers and nails, and bad relations
You remember, like the ocean don’t
As true love forgets, like I don’t remember
         Give as good as you get at the station
   Sister's relief, a brother's regret, bad relations 
 
I‘m sliding now, into tomorrow
    Wi' nothing left t‘ steal or t' borrow
 You just went on, hassled n' hustled 
Th' devil took you home, now not so troubled
         Broken down I am sorry, at the station
    Sister's relief, a brothers regret, bad relations
Categories: hassled, bereavement, death, farewell, grief,
Form: Rhyme

Conversation of a Nigerian With Nigeria

Uncertainty, 'grand potentate', 
swathes my lure
For renewed insight. I dropp 
upon
My groove, primed, to settle my 
lot. Help! 

Modest citizen. Our battles, 
girthed
For selfish intent, lunges at your 
faceless sense.
We have rasped our own 
reasons from
Bullets impassive, gratifying bills
Upon your waters of slackness 
tethered slow

He, skirmished hearer to define 
this
Wit-flourished folly, clasps 
sweaty palms, 
Murmurs chrysalis of half-
hearted wishes: 
I slack to lack, vision spires for 
tatty hope
Tosses my insight upon starved 
ambiance. Help! 

No thrill, no ornate flight for 
thought, 
Just one 'grand potentate' nods 
frugal, 
Spreads fancy upon polished 
strips

We saw you lose route upon 
hundreds and
Tin and columbite- we glimpsed 
sprouts
Of your self-righteous mutiny 
kindled
By flat angst.
We falter at your gates of 
defiance.

Fifty-two fetid years, freshly dour 
for me, 
Turns my flesh to scales. Forgive, 
'grand potentate'
To fling at me abundant pellets, 
lost or left.
Of grisly death I sniff, brash and 
fierce
Fifty-two fetid years flame my 
scales

We must fling pellets, but now, 
your allies
Must bolt their greed against 
your waters, hassled
And strew you nether with 
backward tides

A resurrected applause in steep 
praise. His cabinet
Indulges my lassitude to forbear 
further
Moans and tears
Fifty-two flaming years, will me 
not, sheer contortion
Only one stirred heart to fight 
along many
Categories: hassled, angst, me,
Form: Dramatic Verse

Premium Member Spring Break

Young like April, winds
Settling in the limbs of oaks,
Just past the crisp whisper
Cerulean drifting, tides 
Graceful seas reminding me to 
Listen as secrets poured
Past the graceful, splashing on sands
Lingering in the stillness, quietly
Praising in sprays of reassurance,
Silhouettes dancing…
Preventing me from smiling
The unsympathetic waves – cold
Like winter, plaguing my 
Thoughts, splattering my ankles
With desperate mysteries,
Arising from the foamy feelings,
Rushing across the beach – surging
Like history, in the silence
Freeing my heart to breathe in
Darkness that succumbed to the 
Colorless flow of melancholic
Currents, bleeding detached doubts
Emotionless memories – color me 
Blind by the hues of indignant
Dreams, blurred over April’s 
Toes as she tiptoes across the beach
During a spring thaw,
When everything – everywhere
Is icelike, frosty – flurries
Kissing away the joy of arriving
At the beach before the hassled 
Vacationers begin to descend
On the Atlantic, where I found the 
Chill to bring me a sense of peace
Like the warming of the sands
Never had in the past, on shores
Like a prayer, ascending
To be heard by the blesser
The miracle worker, the One
Who created wind and sea,
And everything that remembers
All the spring breaks – living
Inside of me, memorized
By my senses, the pictures
Never taken, but not forsaken
By my recollection of shared
History, the quiet – stardust moments
When light faded into a promise,
And the seas taught me to believe
Even the coldest water….
 can feed my dreams!




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Categories: hassled, beach, beautiful, blessing, sea,
Form: Free verse

Why Did You Pull Me Over

You Had No Reason To Pull Me Over

By Elton Camp

It gave poor Fred quite a fright
A siren and a flashing blue light

He was certain he wasn’t speeding
And that other laws he was heeding

He was only trying to get to work
Now to be hassled by that jerk

Fred buzzed the window down
As the swaggering cop came around

“What is this?  I wasn’t doing a thing.”
To the cop’s lips, a sneer did spring

“Pal, that’s exactly what they all say.
That I shouldn’t be doing ‘em this way.”

“Your brother, a senator well may be
But that doesn’t mean a thing to me.”

“And I know my salary comes from you.
I’ve already heard that one plenty, too.”

“Your were driving with a phone to your ear.
To road’s center and edge you came near.”

“A cheeseburger is clutched in your right hand.
Between your knees, a drink cup does stand.”

“In your left hand you are holding a French fry.
To control your vehicle it is impossible to try.”

Your seat belt and shoulder strap hang loose
For these safety violations, there is no excuse

“I’ll list all the charges you will face
When the judge will hear your case.”
© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hassled, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
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