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Premium Member Harmless Guest
Harmless guest


Underneath Zoom chair
Some small creature fleeing in confusion

Ah ha, a brown lizard, harmless four-legged guest

Hiding and scared, aren’t you?
So am I
Please do not visit me in bed tonight

Mi-casa-su-casa
prey on insects and spiders all you want
and Thank you
for house cleaning service

Mi-casa-su-casa
Enjoy this big playground
hanging out...

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Categories: harmless, animal, clothes, funny, house,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Harmless Creature
A Harmless Creature is the Ant,
   Until it crawls inside your pant,
Or invites itself to your picnic table,
   Intending your little picnic to disable.  

And of course, there's always the kitchen floor
   That it ruins in waves of...

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Categories: harmless, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
A Harmless Grass Snake
a harmless grass snake
mistaken for an adder
killed as a trophy...

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© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: harmless, animals
Form: Haiku

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Limerick: Once a Poet Used An Harmless Word
Limerick : Once a Poet used an harmless Word

  for Andrea D.  &  Catie L.

Once a Poet used an harmless Word
Word over-use connotes slicing Sword
Sword decapitates sense:
Poet’s sauna incense
Now Word’s Wraith rants on Kerouac Road.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: harmless, words,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member I'M Harmless
I’m an unwitting symbol of fear
just on Halloween night every year.
I’m a pet, someone’s lovely black cat--
not a goblin, a ghoul, or a bat!


three anapests per line


Date: October 31, 2019
Contest Title: Good Luck Halloween Poem     second picture
Sponsor: Eve Roper
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Categories: harmless, cat, halloween,
Form: Rhyme
It's Not Harmless(Footle)
Your Flirt
Really Hurt...

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Categories: harmless, angst, confusion, girlfriend-boyfriend, love,
Form: Light Verse



Harmless Innuendos
-Quiet voices with low decibels are taken with offense. Preconceived notions, spoken words without thought, inserting smileys to disclaim. Invertebrate personas can be seen evaporating from the skin, with the naked eye. Forming a resin that keeps building up over time. Labeling you with defects...

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Categories: harmless, social,
Form: Prose Poetry
Harmless Crow
An ocean, a calm vibrant ocean
The moon resting until it's his time to wake once more
and give light to night
No tides, no illustrious tides nor waves
to hinder the calm of this ocean
to disturb the depths of the sea floor nor the creatures it holds
It is...

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Categories: harmless, lost,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Harmless Heartache
I never thought the pain could make me feel this way
Getting over you will take some time I hear them say
I thought that I’d forget you, control my life and make
The memory of your sweet love, a harmless heartache

I was not brand new to love,...

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© Andy Chunn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: harmless, emotions, farewell, feelings, goodbye,
Form: Lyric
Harmless Foe
White old men are kind
White old men are divine
White old men are my brothers
White old men are inviting me to supper
White old men are my dream
White old men are very clean
White old men want to kiss my lips
White old men want me to suck their...

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Categories: harmless, betrayal, bullying, community, confidence,
Form: Free verse
Harmless Heart
There is no place for a harmless heart to hide
Like bruises on her skin the pain is on the outside
No refuge for the shadows within her eyes
No mask could ever be a fitting disguise

Where can a homeless heart go
Should it sit in the gutter, be...

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Categories: harmless, faith, solitude, strength,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Harmless Or Serious
Hurgle-y, Gurgle-y
Gastrointestinal
Silly sounds stomachs make:
Borborgymi!

Reflux and GERD both see
Hyperacidity,
Heartburn and stomach aches:
More Tums for me!

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Note to self: Double Dactyl, somewhat akin to a limerick… A dactyl is a three syllable word with the emphasis on the first syllable. 

This one opens with a nonsense double...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: harmless, health,
Form: Double Dactyl
'totally Harmless'
No arithmetic is required*
But Trump is peculiarly wired
He sure needs an hint
4.5%
Are "totally harmless" expired!


* Grade school students
INSTANTLY know 1% of
293,000,000 = 29,300!...

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Categories: harmless, health, math, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Harmless Old Geezer
A harmless old geezer who loves everybody
It's the creed I live by, the cream of the croppy 
It's my lot in life
A secret device
Used since forever, I learned from my Poppy...

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Categories: harmless, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Force of Gravity
Attraction of the force of gravity
Prevents us from falling out into space
What will prevent we mankind 
From falling into evils
Education maybe
Religion maybe
Our conscience maybe
Maybe we're born innocent and harmless
And we gradually pick up evils because of greeds and temptations 
Maybe we're born a saint
But finally...

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Categories: harmless, evil, religion,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things