Best Gobbledegook Poems

In spite of my charms and stunning good looks
I'm bad to the core and I'm a bit of a schnook
Knock down old ladies
Scare little babies
Not true, just spewing out a bunch of gobbledegook


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Garbage written in ‘How To Assemble’
Outlandish nonsense with English attempted
Borderline craziness it can resemble
Baffled, I mutter, “May I be exempted?”
Lunacy drafted in some foreign land
English it said… and I said, ”No way.”
Dumbass instructions I can’t understand
Explaining - NOT - how to build in one day
Gormless;...

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Well how's about this little tidbit
I'm in A-1 physical condition
Test after test is undeniable proof
Healthy as hell, their conclusion

Guess you're jealous hearing the news 
Still healthy for this real old guy
You can too, smile for no apparent reason
People will want to know why

I've said this...

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GOBBLEDEGOOK

Well how's about this little tidbit
I'm in A-1 physical condition
Test after test is undeniable proof
Healthy as hell, their conclusion

Guess you're jealous hearing the news 
Still healthy for this real old guy
You can too, smile for no apparent reason
People will want to know why

I've said this...

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