Best Gobbledegook Poems

In spite of my charms and stunning good looks
I'm bad to the core and I'm a bit of a schnook
Knock down old ladies
Scare little babies
Not...

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Well how's about this little tidbit
I'm in A-1 physical condition
Test after test is undeniable proof
Healthy as hell, their conclusion

Guess you're jealous hearing the news 
Still...

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GOBBLEDEGOOK

Well how's about this little tidbit
I'm in A-1 physical condition
Test after test is undeniable proof
Healthy as hell, their conclusion

Guess you're jealous hearing the news 
Still...

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It is warmer

In Paris 
They talk about
The weather
Eat frugally 
Hamburgers made of 
Indian cows
Turnips from Sweden 
Potatoes
From Holland 
Gobbledegook
And sign on
The dotted line....

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'Tis so nice at Christmas time to receive a colorful array of cards,
From kith and kin sending their warmest Yuletide regards.
I don't mind receiving bills...

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crouching down to 
“get on the same level” as the child standing before her/him,
with one hand brushing away a few flies that have
nestled themselves in...

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Gargling, a gargoyle’s groan gulps
From the bilingual blackness of TV,
A clockwork advertisement pulps
Knowledge into your worn mind free
Of charge. Nothing but gobbledegook
Everywhere, an insistent humming...

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Mind’s been on edge. These drugs just seem like the only way out.
I tripped and fell into an abyss of time.
I’m going back in time,...

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Ever since Adam and Eve greeted the dawn of Creation,
Humankind has seen the tragic results of miscommunication!
They ate the forbidden fruit because of that crafty...

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C:
  I journeyed long upon the way, e-mailed through your router
  hello "Henry", good to greet, I am in your computer
  I...

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For such a low gudgeon, Dorian in high dudgeon.
The puppet popped atop amid internal turmoil,
Of the Russian, for the Russian and by the Russian,
He spent...

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Gobbledegook's all in my joints,
the corners of my eyes, it seems.
And when I first get out of bed,
I hear the not-so-silent screams.

The gremlins and the...

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Some people you can read like an open book
Pages worn, just a bunch of gobbledegook
Sorry for them
A lot depends
Sometimes brains can get overcooked...

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