Best Give Them A Finger Poems

This bridge has arched the lake's narrows
for a century, flanked on either side
by Autumn trees shedding their faded leaves,
blowing with the first snowflakes
across worn gray...

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Name your next ten children Trump
May all your twins be Donald's
I wish you a Merry Christmas too
With Happy Birthday visions of him
With surfer dude hair...

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Do you know what grinds my gears?
Its been building in me for a few years.
People driving and texting, just letting their mind linger.
They almost hit...

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Limericks VI - Religion

Pell-Mell for Hell Mel
by Michael R. Burch

There once was a Baptist named Mel
who condemned all non-Christians to hell.
When he stood before God
he...

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Traffic Jam Slam


Who dresses them up and puts them in cars
gives them their keys as they leave the bars
these drivers who sit at the red...

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Once upon Trump time,
Free-range,
organic,
totally uncaged hens
brown
and black
and even white
and all things in-between
prepared to vote for more green climate health
growing indoor/outdoor good-egg chicken family values
planning to...

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Bi-Polar tendancies hold me back

Release images on my wall with tact

They speak to me I swear they do

Can you hear them? They are calling you

You...

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I dream of a time 
When I speak my mind
For mothers
For women
For
Her

But all of this dreaming
Has got me rethinking
Oh what
Sort of
Ruckus 
I'd 
Stir 

What people...

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There is a man hiding behind my mirror
Where my reflection ought to be
He reveals himself when I'm shaving
and he's really scaring me.

He must be nearly...

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One week to live? That's more than I expected to breath
I shot the capo in the knee cap before quickly I fled
"Go to hell boy!"...

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Limericks I - Relatives and Relativity

The Cosmological Constant
by Michael R. Burch

Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
said E equals MC squared.
Thus all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my...

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A funny thing happened on my way to work
Was stopped by a down and out man
Asked if I could spare a ten bucks for a...

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Think of a word, no matter how abstract,
That when you say it , makes folk react.
The word I mean should describe you,
Miserable, sad, melancholy or...

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How can I respect you when I listen to your mouth
You are the north end of a horse that is facing south
Your lies and lack...

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I HEAR SANTA’S SLEIGH

ooh, i hear Santa’s sleigh!
how much does he weigh
and his payload and deer -
will my roof hold up this year?

his white fur...

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