Best Girdle Poems

Alas this is a tale of overweight Myrtle
With help from ladies getting into her girdle,
They stressed and strained and pulled so hard,
When an exploding Myrtle caught them all off guard,
The ladies were placed in great peril....

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Years ago when a woman got dressed
And she wanted to look at her best
She succumbed to the hurdle
Of wearing a girdle,
Believing she’d make folks impressed.

Its discomfort was seen to be worth
All the effort at hiding her girth
Yet the pain it would render
Meant only one gender
Would...

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I live in a family of big muscular women
Some are as dainty as a hippopotamus
Our family does not have a waist.
None of us have ever had a waist.
Waists are for other people’s families.

We have girdles, but we don’t like wearing them.
Oh you say, “Do they...

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