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Premium Member Thor the Gimp God
How can I give protection when the 
lightning bolts are all on strike
And the thunder just rumbles..... 
dissatisfied through the night. 

And Zeus, you’d think he would help
but that wimp just sucks his thumb.
You should have heard him rant
calling all on the night shift dumb.

Just...

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Categories: gimp, satirenight, night,
Form: Rhyme
Gimp and Limp
Gimp and Limp

In Trump style should put a crimp;
We should love those who will limp;
With words fumble;
Forgot about humble;
Trump's body looks like a big blimp.

Jim Horn

About time Trump is always behind,
And the last time we saw his mind
God had delivered,
And Trump quivered;
He gave his back...

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Categories: gimp, 1st grade, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things