Best Gimp Poems
Thor the Gimp GodHow can I give protection when the
lightning bolts are all on strike
And the thunder just rumbles.....
dissatisfied through the night.
And Zeus, you’d think he would help
but that wimp just sucks his thumb.
You should have heard him rant
calling all on the night shift dumb.
Just...
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Categories:
gimp, satirenight, night,
Form:
Rhyme
Gimp and LimpGimp and Limp
In Trump style should put a crimp;
We should love those who will limp;
With words fumble;
Forgot about humble;
Trump's body looks like a big blimp.
Jim Horn
About time Trump is always behind,
And the last time we saw his mind
God had delivered,
And Trump quivered;
He gave his back...
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Categories:
gimp, 1st grade, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick