Best Get Stuck Poems
Don't want to get stuck living a lie
In a relationship that barely gets by
Day to day your heart unable to finalize
Stuck together unwilling to try
Anything new that makes us comply
Waking up every morning asking yourself why
Month after month wanting to say goodbye
How being together just makes you want to cry
Meanwhile, your life just keeps passing on by
Pray tomorrow leads to a different kind of high
So tired of living this alibi
Dreaming of a love that will kiss the sky
Without worrying where the other end lye
When I can open my eye's
Wanting to fantasize
Without feeling like someone wants to analyze
A well thought out surprise
Unable to find any compromise
Constantly feeling criticized
I have come to realize
How it all feels capsized
Hoping you will be able to empathize
That I am going to find another to harmonize
So every day will be like a new sunrise
With a woman who wants to maximize
All that symbolizes life's highest high's
One who wants to customize
A love that defies
Everything that makes your heart want to fly
Instead of living a love based on a lie
General Russell Honore'
Controlled old New Orleans that day
Katrina had hit
Stuck on Stupid fit!
Media then fast ran away
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Special thanks to Gen. Honore'
For helping New Orleans
And slamming the press' for nonrelated questions with his quote
"Don't Get Stuck On Stupid!"
What Did We Get Stuck in 2012
The doctors in the OR had a busy time this year
Freeing things that got stuck in rectum, nose or ear
Or any other orifice that lies within our bod
The list of all the things they found is really kind of odd
Within the ear, a button, a toothpick and hairpin
A screwdriver and a drinking straw were also found therein
A key, a piece of paper, a little plastic dart
A fly and an eraser were also lodged in part
Within the nose a Dixie cup, barrette and colored pencil
A nickel, BB pellets, and a small plastic utensil
A screw, a bead, a pick-up stick and a little plastic toy
Two nostrils filled with magnets in just one little boy
Within the throat a lemon seed, maxi pad and thimble
A key-chain ring, a toy plane, some kids are really nimble
Within the rectum, a loaf of bread, a crayon and a lighter
A small hand wrench, a vial of salts, were stuck there even tighter
And I won’t even mention what was found in some who-hoos
Or even try to question the things that some girls use
And the men are no exception when it comes to getting stuck
You’d be surprised what they used to size, and then ran out of luck
And wouldn’t you love to hear the stories these patients told the staff
And see the faces of the docs as they tried so not to laugh
Uncle Mike's Wisdom of the Web
heart's truest calling
not be dictated by past -
memory stays fresh
with fervent desire
rider on a moonbeam dream -
to vocalise dreams
When I can’t think of anything else to draw
I draw boxes
They lead to swirls, stars, flowers, elves, faeries and mushroom houses
When I can’t think of words to pen, I write down verbs and adverbs
Jumping, whirling, swirling, glassy, classy, brassy, hopping, skipping words
When my painting muse is stuck, I reach for my orange
She is my go-to color
Orange leads to turquoise
Turquoise leads to red
Red leads to yellow
Yellow leads to green
I have a pattern
It is a method that works for me