Best Funnymissing Poems
I'm sure you've all heard the story
About the rainbow and the pot of gold
Well, you'll not find no treasure there
So, listen, to how this story unfolds
You see, I was standing there one day
When the rainbow touched the ground
Now, I didn't find no pot of gold
But let me tell what I had found
There were a bunch of tiny leprechauns
Just a sittin' around and chewin' the fat
So I slowly approached their village
And asked them where I was at
Well, they said that I was nowhere
A place that was in between
Somewhere that people talked about
But nobody has ever seen
So, I began to look around their village
And by now, I was in total shock
Because I had finally found the "pot of gold"
It was the "Land of the Missing Sock"
You see, those leprechauns were kleptos
But they would only steal one thing
They'd take our socks from our dryers
Just as many as they could bring
They said they just couldn't help themselves
They had even tried some therapy
But this addiction was just too strong
And so I guess, it was meant to be
So, I asked them,"If you're gonna rob our dryers,
Why only one sock, why not take two?"
They just laughed at me and answered,
"Cause then, we'd have to steal your shoes"
Well, that rainbow started to disappear
And the leprechauns all faded away
That was the last time I ever saw that place
But, I'll never forget that day
Now, that's the end of my rainbow story
I just wanted everyone to know
That somewhere at the end of the rainbow
Is the place those missing socks go
THE MISSING DAUGHTER
He worked near the Thames
Engineering computer systhames
And other electronic ithames.
This young man came from Gloucester :
Went out driving with his daughter, but loucester.
Seems his car wouldn’t start in Worcester
Cos his flat battery needed a borcester .
Policeman said, earlier that year in Szczecin*
She’d been seen with cowboy in a ten-gallon szczecson,
Wearing a hand-stitczed czechered shirt in czurcz,
And disrespectfully munching Czech czocholates.
Was this the same guy she was with
When she was visiting in Cadiz?
Months later they met up with a Sioux in Saulte St Marie**
And they visited the the zioux there,
Where a young man tried to waulte the girl,
But she fled to Arizona, to Tucson.
There, the police failed to catch her : they arrived tuc soon
Then she escaped to Arkansas
Strangest case of missing daughter I ever sas.
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NOTES
* Ex-German city of Stettin, now in Poland and called Szczecin
** The entire Canadian population knows that this town
is pronounced “Soo-saint-maree”.
The entire US population has never heard of the place.