Best Frog Legs Poems

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I have the worlds biggest toe
I also have a gigantic frown
The biggest frown ever seen around

I dropped a slimy creek stone and it went splat
And flattened my great toe quite painfully flat
You may ask what happened and how
Hurts so bad I can't...

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    Frog legs are reputed to be
      quite a tasty delicacy

    I must confess, though, as for me
      I prefer frogs served ~ amputeed...

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