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Best Fouled Poems


Fouled
Chef Whipple aimed to be among super-dupers.
He was invited to fix soup for round-ball hoopers.
He put in prunes by the box
then added another for lots.
Soon all the players turned into party-poopers....

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Categories: fouled, humor, sports,
Form: Limerick
Murder Most Fouled Up For Getting Away With Murder Contest
We want to rub him out, blot him from the face of the Earth,
Feed what’s left to the worms and let them claim his worth.

        OK, I’m in, but how do we go about it? Tell me what’s...

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Categories: fouled, funny, me,
Form: Light Verse
Fouled Out
Real is no longer the topic of conversation 
Searching for the genuine and authentic 
Lost within traditional lies 
My generation has made me almost vomit, I am quite sick 

Copying the moves of the next man 
Original thoughts have been abandoned 
For to be original...

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Categories: fouled, absence, confusion, history, how
Form: Quatrain

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Fouled Perfume
.

Hypocrisy 
      is a thin layer
            of stinking scum
            on the surface 
     ...

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Categories: fouled, social
Form: Tail-rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things