Best Folder Poems


Spam Folder

I love my spam folder
as I grow older
for those who send
are not my friend!

So THANKS for saving me
from bankrupt destiny!
© Judy Konos  Create an image from this poem.

Emptying the Spam Folder

Emptying the Spam Folder

By Elton Camp

Whenever to check mail I go
There are few from folks I know
To keep my computer neat
The spam mail I then delete

At the titles I take a peek
Wrongly filed ones I seek
There’s one from dearest friend
Offering to share millions again

Then, all kinds of weight I lose
If their expensive plan I choose
A young woman wants me to see
Her erotic pictures supplied free

A fabulous prize I did win
Without putting my name in
All online I can get a college degree
Unaccredited, what good will it be?

My mortgage is late, they say
But I’ve had none many a day
A vacation I’ve been given free
Just go to their website and see

Your bank account is overdrawn
Your log-in details must be shown
We’ve frozen your PayPal account
Click here to increase your amount

The one that will never cease
Offers phallus size to increase
With a swift move of my hand
All such go to the garbage can
© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.

Life and Times of the Manila Folder

Manila folder,
Growing older,
Lying on table,
Watching other files,
Grow bolder,
It was earlier looked upon,
Now ignored,
As if it was dead,
After a bloody gore,
They had submerged in its custody,
A lot many papers and notes,
Carrying dates and events,
About people and of people,
Some body took a decision,
And others left them for future,
It needed for a full view,
Lot of sutures,
Perplexed and seeing its capacity,
They had simply affixed a label,
And left it at storage level,
Years went by in vain,
Lot others joined it in graveyard,
Not for short but pretty long,
Saying has it that every dog has its day,
It so happened that while the manila folder lay gathering dust,
One of the persons not decided upon with in the manila,
Had grown in stature and length,
Either through effort ,luck,relation or lust,
He had reached where he was,
He beckoned all signatures in the manila,
And sought his dues,
If it was not forthcoming,
Then he waved a thick stick,
All signatures rushed to look for manila,
They raised dust and dusted files for long,
Opportunist men got their way,
And having found manila,
Gave a full blooded bay,
As they chuckled in delight,
The 'big man' came around for another fight,
Now they were scared to no end,
And turned the pages of manila,
They frantically looked,
Where they had signed and not,
Where they did not they did,
And some places where they had,
Got it erased,
Manila was theirs,
So what if 'money' was his,
Finally manila was in demand,
And used and gored,
Like a happy whore,
Manila looked askance,
At the door to graveyard,
Where it had spent years in exile,
Before getting this 'exciting while',
Then to top it all,
The Manila had its final big ball,
The day came,
When the big man came to undo his last fall,
He held the Manila lovingly in his palms,
Which were wet and warm,
In anticipation of lot of money caused calm,
His greedy and beady eyes,
Warmed each curve of manila,
As manila coyly smiled unabashedly smiles vanilla,
The swarthy and mean big man,
Saw his words,
Understood them well,
Kept them digested in mind,
Looked disdainfully,
At frightened signatures,
And voila! Tossed the manila folder,
From where he stood,
Back in graveyard to grow older.


Premium Member A Treasured Folder

Loveliest memories the kids couldn’t eyewitness
When browsing their father’s tab, found a folder 
The new couple were swapping the looks of sweetness
Fascinated with the scintillating moments of sober

When browsing their father’s tab, found a folder
Cognized, it was the wedlock ceremony of their parents.
Fascinated with the scintillating moments of sober
Giggled and watched till the end with adherence.

Cognized, it was the wedlock ceremony of their parents.
The new couple were swapping the looks of sweetness
Giggled and watched till the end with adherence.
Loveliest memories the kids couldn’t eyewitness.

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Date: 07-06-2021

Red Folder

Paper is tucked
beneath your pockets.
One year old, it holds
silent secrets.
Secrets of how 
she unraveled like
a ball of twine.

Some days she peeks,
sees the name and instantly
knows she’s not ready.

Words can heal,
on the right day,
at a precise moment.

Why was it red?
She can’t remember--
there were yellows maybe,
but red seemed more…
appropriate.

Some times the red is 
a fear of the past,
but sometimes, it’s
just a connection
to the bloody scars of
a mistake.

Maybe tomorrow,
I can share your secrets.

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