Best Flunking Poems

To my surprise I did flunk out
Refrigerators now filled with doubt
Food does not fill the void
Now all I do is avoid
Your gaze as my life avoids your clout




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Uncle was a spelunker
drove to the caves
in his clunker
(it was quite the junker)
without a sound
he sunk underground
pitch black as night
and on his hat
a bright white light
(the switch it was waterproof)
to see which stalagmites
might reach the roof
where stalactites
clung on tight
unafraid of bats
flitting around
never flunking
Uncle loved going...

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