Best Fernando Poems

A lady on high street with ah tight pants
 And all the men turn and watching she
 Well I pretend I didn’t notice
 But in the corner of my eyes I look to see
 
 Then I went down by the hospital
 Stop and drink...

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There once was a man from Orlando
Who went by the name Fernando Dando
Ran out of laundry soap
What to do, what a dope
Decided to go it commando



Submitted on August 19, 2018 for contest CELEBRITY LIMERICK sponsored by TANIA KITCHIN  -  RANKED 10TH...

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SAN FERNAQNDO VAMPYRE
There comed a blizzard blowing through
and then another, freezing, too!
In Central Park the wind did freeze
and brought the city to its knees;

and so thought I of going west
not thinking which airline's the best,
but caught the very first I could,
to see my first of...

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Fernando Ramone was a Latin lover
Who dazzled the girls with his charm
He could often be seen strolling along
With a gorgeous girl on each arm

It didn't feel much different this night
Though the mood in the bar was uneasy
As he wandered in, all eyes were on him
He...

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Fernando Ramone was a Latin lover
Who dazzled the girls with his charm
He could often be seen strolling along
With a gorgeous girl on each arm

It didn't feel much different this night
Though the mood in the bar was uneasy
As he wandered in, all eyes were on him
He...

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A handsome hacienda down San Fernando way,
Whose curled sunburned tiles once gleamed from Apollo’s rays
Was home to gentle farmers who worked their crops each day;
And slept in peace while brown night hawks would flirt and play.

Furrowed flowing lines full of fruits and crops, row on...

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She lays the white cloth 
on the ground of grass
and opens the cans of coke
with gentle flicks

On a little narra table 
she sets the plates 
each with three hanging rice, 
and a quarter of lechon

While he broils ten sticks
of barbecue on the grill
wiping his sweat...

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Fernando is like no other
Eager to get inside of one’s mind
Ready to settle down 
Nuts for a small town girl 
Adores her so much that he wants 
to marry her
Needs to hear those words in 
return, “I”…
Do love you
Only to know that life has 
something...

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Old ecclesiastic sight charms.
Seen past time decay did great harms.
Restoration eased then priests' qualms.
Beautified now.
Pious churchmen seen chant sweet psalms.
They pass, we bow....

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Fernando Ramone was a Latin lover
Who dazzled the girls with his charm
He could often be seen strolling along
With a gorgeous girl on his arm

It didn't feel much different this night
Though the mood in the bar was uneasy
As he wandered in, all eyes were on him
He...

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Fernando
               you were so many people
               in one poet!      


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Fernando Ramone was a Latin lover
Who dazzled the girls with his charm
He could often be seen strolling along
With a gorgeous girl on his arm

It didn't feel much different this night
Though the mood in the bar was uneasy
As he wandered in, all eyes were on him
He...

Continue reading...

Fernando Ramone was a Latin lover
Who dazzled the girls with his charm
He could often be seen strolling along
With a gorgeous girl on each arm

It didn't feel much different this night
Though the mood in the bar was uneasy
As he wandered in, all eyes were on him
He...

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