Best Fatter Poems

Trump Becoming Fatter and Fatter

All Trump does is make us madder,
While scant brain still goes scatter;
A total loss and orange haired toad;
Changed from Morris to Trump code;
Finding him growing fatter and fatter. 
(Maybe one day will fall down ladder.)

Threw in last one for each time...

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What the hey??
I'M TURNING GREY
please be kind
AND LOCK AWAY
Dorito chips and Pringles too
MY GUT REVEALS and so do you!!

Jello gelatin for my waist
ADVENT AGE to embrace
Who can fight these times,today?
UNFLATTERING HIPS prepare the way

Getting to be an ugly guy
OLD AGE wrinkles and THEN WE DIE!
Trying...

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I’m getting fatter and fatter with each passing day,
And my chest looks like breasts perhaps a child might say,
But when I think of the people that cannot eat at all,
Who cannot work from trouble and the pain of life’s falls,
Then I tell you in an...

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It is better,
In a letter,
To your mind unfetter:
Your claims of being a pace-setter,
And a neglected go-getter.

Better in a letter,
Your tears make wetter,
A former switch with a latter,
The slimmer present as the fatter;

Better in a letter,
To disclose that one is a waiter,
And to another his hater:
Better...

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