Best Dundee Poems

Mark Cliff had Mark Dundee told "Fcuk"
And rude hands shown for a "Let's bet!"
Driver Dundee of Heavy Truck
With rash armpits at all times wet:
A man one never told "You suck!"
He'd had to whip his own fed pet...

Further, one who would about muck,
After he had spread...

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I once met a young coatimundi,
Vacationing by the Bay of Fundy.
In hopes of staying trim,
He went for a brief swim,
But sixty-foot tides swept him to Dundee.
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Paul Hogan now..A battler thats true' tall tails and long days,
The crocks could tell you.. Also' painter on the bridge
Over Sydney town, tested and tried.' Yet still not bested.' The taxman wanted to make him
Pay up' yet in the end?? Houges; just shot 'em down.'!...

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