Best Docket Poems

I have seventy five cents in my pocket
A picture of him in my locket
My mind is spinning fast as a rocket
Cuz a divorce is on...

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My soul understood Lynyrd Skynyrd
Like Ronnie I had monkeys to
Just simple boys chasing life’s joys
With our needles playing our blues

My soul understood Pink Floyd
For I...

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Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today

It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed...

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Oh By Gosh… and By Darn… It’s another political year.
Dragon wants in on it as a political candidate My Dear.
President Dragon is a lot… to...

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CAR   COURT


Enter,   the older   heavyweight  steel  giant,
The bailiff,  a   1954 Hudson,  reads unhesitant...

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Chalk Full of Great Lines

The body has been removed
To my place of sanctified worship
Where all is quiet and piano soothing
I am Ernesto Cortazar
Your Coroner and...

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Her mother wears the marks of her father’s cowardly abuse;
To make it through another day, by noon, his mom is full of juice;
The divorce is...

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A Pranksters Prank


Nigel went to school one day
Thought he’d play a prank per say
Put glue on to the teachers chair
Told the others stand back and...

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An old lady given a free McDonalds docket,
 Took off in her wheelchair like a rocket,
       She broke all...

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What can you pay, to kill a duck
a pheasant, for the moment's blind
this archetype of sport confirm
my inner being to remind!

The song "somebody's mother" sign
the...

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The Tax Man Picks My Pocket
By Rick Rucker

The Tax Man regularly picks my pocket,
If I don’t go along with that, I’m on the court docket!

How...

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I am vulture
My soul case may be repugnant,
However, I have every sawbones decimal
On my speed dial
Before any croacker decrees justice
On a soul case,
They confer with...

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Tim was nineteen years old, getting ready to go to university,
His parents had organised his accommodation 
A house for students, roomy, very near to outskirts...

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For some, final justice of the last day here on Earth
For some it is a day that they always dread
We all have our ideas on...

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THE BUG BITES –AGAIN!

We begin to get restless,
And know that feeling
The one when our heads
Start reeling!
It’s time to visit the Kruger Park,
Although sparse rain, and
The...

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