Best Cuss Poems

Another new year will soon be upon us
What resolutions have you made that'll all go bust
Each year same thing
We soon lose that zing
And it's business as usual, try not to cuss


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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It's not the heat
  It's the humidity
that makes me sweat
  and want to scree 
m-at any fool who
  approaches me

It clings to my shirt
  and my underpants
Colossal red fire ants 
  (Pause)
  inciting me to 
rap and rant
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I DON’T CUSS

I don't cuss; but what th' hail?! 
Is what I want to say,
Political news, the campaign ads,
The tweeting birds today.

The Schlitz have truly hit the fan! 
What next will be said or done?
Red, White, and Blue is Black and and Purple too, 
For...

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grandma’s kitten was outrageously large
The guy at the pet store had said “no charge”
They had to get rid of it by end of day
Grandma loved that she did not have to pay

The kitten ate bags of kibbles by the dozen
And chewed off the leg of...

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Deed beseeches with no passion,
Ruled like a peasant,
By cussing, language was weaken,
Rationality overruled by emotion,
Ignorance detests reason,
These mongrels play chicken.

What a trick!...

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