Best Cuomo Poems

....BREAKING NEWS

     BREAKING NEWS......


Bye, Bye, Chris Cuomo!
Gee, no tears will be in my ale!

Such be the high cost, 
To keep brother,...

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Mollie
Politicized
In an attempt to gain
Advantage by high-jacking grief * 
A glaring betrayal of compassion
Cheap predation on emotions
Let justice take its course
And rest in peace
Mollie

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Hey America, what do ya think of your Pres now?
Still think he’s a moderate?
Still think the virus came from a bat?
Still think your child needs...

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New York, New York, the road in the fork  
   of the events, the places and folks who've buttered the pork

Like Rockefeller,...

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~Seasonal darkness descends~ 


Smiling pumpkin faces soon will be at our front doors,
Though children in California may not celebrate Halloween 
anymore!

Will our Christmas and Christ,...

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D. Trump
     we dumped

     Ted Cruz
     you lose

     Cuomo
...

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The governor’s accusers
Say he acted in a way
That made them cringe and naturally,
He has to somehow pay.

All three of them reported 
Language seeming to suggest
A...

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We drove the brand-new Tappan Zee;
It’s modern and it’s sleek.
Only one direction’s finished;
It’s been open for a week.

The other side will join the club
Real soon...

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                  ~ Tears on My Star of David ~




When...

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Dear Governor Newsom:


What a moronic, Fascist leader, you are!
Controller of COVID~
Hear me chortling  from afar!
You have in no way flattened, the curve,
You lying moron, you...

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You may well ask where am I,
Am I engaged or fully checked out,
Take a seat, happy to clarify,
Placate your mind, dispel any doubt.

I'm Biding my...

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At the government’s insistence
We must keep our social distance.
Walk outdoors and cross the street
If someone’s closer than six feet.

Stores control who goes inside
So they’re not...

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My husband and I have a perfect routine
In the stay-at-home days caused by Covid-19.
Our apartment’s not big – bedroom, kitchen and bath
And a living room...

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Crazy Cuomo just molested New Yorkers one final time
(hopefully)
by commuting the sentences of four convicted murderers...
If putting covid-19 positive patients back into nursing homes 
wasn't...

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KILLING OLD PEOPLE

The Government is dipping
into Social Security now.
That's the reason why
the New York Governor Cuomo
put virus victims in old folk's homes
instead of putting them...

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