Best Cowbells Poems

The decorated bull was upset
Somebody thought he was a woman
Cows are women, bulls are men!
How much more male could he be?

He put his nose into the air,
Angry with the decorator.
Irritated about the huge bell too.
It is cow bells, people, not bull bells!...

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Great Beefy Tasting
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Walla,Walla
the sweetest onions around!
Brioche buns soft pillowy texture!
And roasted garlic cloves!
Were one to
clarify the butter
add the garlic
and add the onions
and then paint the buns
to be toasted.
set aside the buns.
and then caramelize these onions
to be set aside.
Grill the big beefy burgers
to a perfect medium.
To...

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