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Premium Member Old Codger and Baby Bunny
So, this bunny was really hungry I guessed.
The old weathered snail was testy in his nest.
That bunny was trying to steal our carrots he said.
This old codger was wrinkled, older, should have been dead.

That baby bunny must have been hungry to dig.
I said to this...

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Categories: codger, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Lonely Codger Lament
Not too many who will mourn for me 
For I haven't got a grand history;
So I hope some in Heaven’s choir
Will sing for me when I expire.


[not me, just musing last night]...

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© Jim Tidd  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: codger, death,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Old Codger Crotchfield
Old Codger Crotchfield of Livermore
Knows of no child he does not deplore
When kids trick or treat
He throws them pig's feet
The next day raw eggs cling to his door

Written 10/17/22...

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Categories: codger, humor,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Old Codger
Get thee hence! Get thee hence!
Away the riffraff from my fence
Ye've rattled window and rattled doors
Till there's no peace upon the moors
The hallowed folk have left their graves
To rid themselves these noisome knaves
The tyrants peal rings through my head
Till any room for thought is dead
I'd...

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© Rhan Henry  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: codger, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things