Best Chinchilla Poems

There once was a gal named Patricia
She was known for her sexy charisma
She'd parade round town
Guys would gather round
As she danced she exposed her chinchilla


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Zila 'the killa' chinchilla as he was known
Sat in his villa on his golden throne
He was a marvel a maverick a real joker
A prancer, a chancer, a lifelong nonsmoker 
Our boy 'the killa'.
Never mediocre, always bodacious 
With girls he was, I say, flirtatious
Feeling alive never...

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"A chinchilla and a chimpanzee walked into a bar," my
grandson says, smugly, with that smile.

Where? I ask.  The U.S.? England? The Neverlands?
He gives me a slow head shake ‘no’.

Kenya? The Isle of Man? Timbuktu?
South America?  Guatemala? Italy?
I am being ridiculous, but as Grandma,...

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There once was a gal named Patricia
She was known for her sexy charisma
She'd parade round town
Guys would gather round
As she danced she exposed her chinchilla...

Continue reading...

There once was a gal named Patricia
She was known for her sexy charisma
She'd parade round town
Guys would gather round
As she danced she exposed her chinchilla...

Continue reading...