Best Cheeseburger Poems

i ate the nuts
to keep small butts

and drank the tea
which made me p--

devoured the grains
to keep small veins

avoided the tarts
"be still my heart"

now thin and trim
down on my knees

could i please get
a cheeseburger please...



Poems by Shar...

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Wherefore art thou Cheeseburger
My stomach yearns for your greasiness
Melted cheese placed carefully onto a patty
Goodness from heaven. Oh so tasty.

The soft bread that caresses the meat
A perfect burger just waiting for me
Bliss surrounds me in a warm light
Loving every second i take another bite....

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One true cheeseburger
cheeseburger with melted cheese
all the rest are frauds...

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A burger well done
With melted cheese
Followed by crispy bacon
With a side of fries
Is my burger meal
I enjoy and have often
There is another
Burger I enjoy
The crispy chicken
On a bun with mayo
Then lettuce
With a side of fries...

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C is for being Cheesy 
H is for Happiness that you have 
E is for the Energy that you have 
E is for being Excellent 
S is for Shining 
E is for the Excitement you have 
B is for being Brilliant 
U is for being...

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Sir! No Hamburger.
Sir! I Am A Cheeseburger.
Sir! Get a Milk Shake....

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WIPE THE TEARS FROM YOUR EYES
THE ONIONS ARE TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU
CRY NO MORE THAT THEY SHALL
BE SAUTEED AND EATIN!
THAT THE LABORS OF THESE PERSONS SHALL NOT BE IN VAIN
THAT THESE ONIONS SHALL MAKE FOOD FOR HUNGRY PERSONS
TO COMPLIMENT THE MEAT OF THEIR CHOSING

AND SHALL...

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