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Best Cheap Date Poems

Below are the all-time best Cheap Date poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of cheap date poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member The Cheap Date
My date said, “I always order water on my dates.”
“Then I can save a couple of bucks, which is great.”
Alarm bells started to go off...

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Categories: cheap date, funny, humorous, romance,
Form: Rhyme



cheap date
waitress
garcon
waiter
what

country am i
in to say no
more give
my wife

mi esposa
no vino
even if 
she

asks for more
she doesn't
no gracias
from your

grazie so
s'il vous plait
or por favor no
nada nothing more

el...

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Categories: cheap date, muse,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member NAME BLAME
About my name.
If only I could have had more input!
But you were so busy reading
"What to Expect" that you
Weren't expecting how much everyone would hate...

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Categories: cheap date, funny, growing up, silly,
Form: Free verse
Politically Incorrect
Once transformed into an angel of light

Bite into,
Having long viscous fangs that bite
Gone our the lost days of getting respect now in a daze
Perhaps this...

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Categories: cheap date, adventure, art, black african american, brother,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My Five Senses
Vicks Mentholatum. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I sometimes open the jar and stick my nose in for a little smell
Which turns into a big smell, a little on my...

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Categories: cheap date, introspection,
Form: Free verse