Best Cheap Date Poems

My date said, “I always order water on my dates.”
“Then I can save a couple of bucks, which is great.”
Alarm bells started to go off in my mind.
This match.com guy was either broke or cheap, and not a find.

If he cannot afford to order me...

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waitress
garcon
waiter
what

country am i
in to say no
more give
my wife

mi esposa
no vino
even if 
she

asks for more
she doesn't
no gracias
from your

grazie so
s'il vous plait
or por favor no
nada nothing more

el cheque
die Prufung
thank you so much
domo arigatogozaimasu

she'll sleep
sleep it off and
never remember
that i was even there...

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