Best Cheap Date Poems
Below are the all-time best Cheap Date poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of cheap date poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Cheap DateMy date said, “I always order water on my dates.”
“Then I can save a couple of bucks, which is great.”
Alarm bells started to go off...
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Categories:
cheap date, funny, humorous, romance,
Form:
Rhyme
Cheap Datewaitress
garcon
waiter
what
country am i
in to say no
more give
my wife
mi esposa
no vino
even if
she
asks for more
she doesn't
no gracias
from your
grazie so
s'il vous plait
or por favor no
nada nothing more
el...
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Categories:
cheap date, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Name BlameAbout my name.
If only I could have had more input!
But you were so busy reading
"What to Expect" that you
Weren't expecting how much everyone would hate...
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Categories:
cheap date, funny, growing up, silly,
Form:
Free verse
My Five SensesVicks Mentholatum. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I sometimes open the jar and stick my nose in for a little smell
Which turns into a big smell, a little on my...
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Categories:
cheap date, introspection,
Form:
Free verse
Politically IncorrectOnce transformed into an angel of light
Bite into,
Having long viscous fangs that bite
Gone our the lost days of getting respect now in a daze
Perhaps this...
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Categories:
cheap date, adventure, art, black african
Form:
Free verse
And Then There Was OneWhat do the dodgers dodge?
Remind me to lace up my socks,
Put on my boots and be born again.
Trained and ready, steady, go!
An...
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Categories:
cheap date, conflict, confusion, hate, humanity,
Form:
Free verse
A Home They Could Not KnowWhat do the dodgers dodge?
Remind me to lace up my socks,
Put on my boots and be born again.
Trained and ready, steady, go!
An...
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Categories:
cheap date, feelings, giving,
Form:
Narrative