Best Chauffeur Poems

There once was a chauffeur called Bart,
Who had a Rolls that wouldn’t start.
He wanted to be green -
His boss was very mean -
So now he drives a horse and cart....

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She strode from her apartment door
Right to a chauffeured car
In workout clothes, so I suppose
She wasn’t going far.

The lifestyles of the rich, I guess,
Are not like mine or yours.
The luxury of what might be
Is more than opened doors.

It constitutes a life of ease
Where ordinary stress
Just...

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Mr. Smooth has a splendid social life
He's got adoring kids, a loving wife
He's a well-educated gentleman
Knowing so much, still learning all he can.

He's got a pleasant way of winning friends
The rich and the wretched, the saints and the fiends
So likeable, so popular is he
That he's...

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Lovely Chauffeur
by Rick Rucker

While riding in the car were we,
She turned to me, suddenly,

Then, right out, without preamble,
My disordered life, she turned into a shamble!

"We haven't been dating all that long,"
"But for two in Love, living apart is wrong!"

Good thing she was behind the wheel,
My...

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Human life is an endless cycle.                                       ...

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