Best Chaps Poems

A young cowgirl will sing by and by
"Whoopee tie your yipee whoopee tie!"
For she knows how to cling
To a bull's ding-a-ling
But has nary a clue with small fry...

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I rubbed the side of an old lamp;
A genie did appear.
I wished for a handsome chap
And “poof”--got riding gear!...

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looking at love
from your perspective
seems that I will
be rejected
should try and
find
a new direction
think you
get off
on rejection
complicated by
extra ordinary things
that how we start
fixing things
can't be neglected
got my needs
and I wanna try and keep
you pleased
sing me right
don't sing me wrong
don't come crying
when all you love
is gone
you can't...

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