Best Carotene Poems

I stretch out in a variety of positions
Trying to look my sexiest.
My frothy green leaves 
A sensual contrast to
my blazing hot skin

My carotene is rising rapidly
I can feel my cheeks flush
If broccoli does not get here soon.
Was that a footstep?
I gasp. Hold my breath.
Waiting. Onion...

Continue reading...