Best Carny Poems


Playing the Fiddle


Riding off into the Ivory Palace sunset,
in a pitch-black limousine, no less

Hear the heavy metallic chariot roar,
leaving exacerbated fumes echo deplored

Aural palette, enamel pestilent pain 
on burnt crimson background grain

Scorching prairie brush fire
was the cruel comfort desire

It’s aghast portrait in pandemic grief,
pyramid scheme exit of paucity relief

The curtain call, pulmonary rating king
is a modern-day Nero

His favorite numbers (violin strumming)
are the printed zeroes

Fashioning a Fourth Reich,
naked emperor be blew Lenin unsound

Ballot dropping the psych,
bosom burning the divided house down

With a teary grift posturing diddle,
Amerikan Nero is playing the fiddle

Rearview rolling one last Rublecon riddle,
carny Fahrenheit was the plucking piddle

Crumbling democracy
was brimstone seen through the smoke

Ash trail of hypocrisy
left an urn nation crematorium stoked


12-29-20

The Fruit of Fantasy

I yelled and flung the empty whiskey bottle through the air
The marching high school band is getting closer

Children running, playing with the pygmy bear
The carny selling snake oil, argues with the grocer

Soldiers marching past the fountain try hard to hide their stares
as ladies of the night walk by and boldly strut their wares

The preacher turns the other cheek, and quickly looks away  
As mothers hide their children’s eyes, on such a dreadful day  

The hunchback and the midget playing baseball on the grass
run off the growling rabid dog that almost bit their ass

The fishermen pull up their anchors in the dark and tranquil bay 
and sail off to their secret place, where mermaids swim and play

The doctors and the lawyers and their limo drivers too
lay drunk across their tables in the dimly lit saloon

The one eyed hooker sings aloud her favorite Country tune
As the village idiot runs in circles, howling at the moon

And me I’m just here sitting, watching from the bleachers
As children on their outing, yell profanities at their teachers

The firemen turn their hoses on the salesmen trying to sell
Direct TV subscriptions, as the crowds yell “go to hell”.

City lights come alive, the cats desert the streets
The silence of the falling leaves, are gathering at my feet

As I walk past the working men, erecting circus tents
To bring tomorrow’s curious here, to offer new events

Premium Member King

you'd beckoned my thoughts again 
through sudden whispers 
i've declined to respond morbidly
catering to the quaint findings 

of life after death a quiet calm
arose over shattered fixings
wildly i'd mastered the gory details
hindering my every whim 

childishly i catered to his robe
nestled beneath wrath carny 
and the mild mannered masterpieces
torn between terror and sheer neediness

while captured beyond graveness
the sullen memory of where time resided
my inner self crawled eagerly i suppose
as my body bargained with my soul

a meaningful gesture giving my heart 
infamous nudges arousing tattered bliss 
mere ashes to be smeared throughout
the galaxy of fairness and the norm


Premium Member Immortal Gift

i'd become immortal again binding 
a hardened stone catering to the sensual 
needs to gather soiled stained hanker chief 
a sudden removal of all earthly gesture's 
i'd crawled beneath self tracing his footsteps 
he guided me somewhere between heaven and earth 
i suppose as night crawled under day creating 
a soft mauve glow throughout the sky all sense's
 
were quite balanced and filled with a tidiness 
i'd rather not embrace the calmness about me 
moved  searching for granite hills and solid 
foundations as the warm mist traveled evenly 
through ancient greenery of pastel pasture's 
while my mind craved a certain mastery i found 
little peace depicting a tranquil finding i'd began 
to shatter openly into a million pieces a sheer

rapture abode my firm structure as my mind 
swayed tossing memories back and forward 
a charming force chasing the eye of the needle 
i'd encased virtue beyond my wild eye's slowly 
madness had return shivering about my space
 why i'd carefully stored it somewhere between 
the grand piano of broken keys and lost notes 
unspoken memorandums followed by speech 

hence moving tolerance behind me abandoning 
life as i gazed earnestly above the carny dreams 
of a folklore's tale capturing my soul in a borrowed 
dance a game of chance as i began watering the earth 
with a mountain of tear drops drowning myself into 
solace and relief quiet moments opened the windows 
to my mind seeking refuge in my thoughts my desires 
an infamous notion that i once walked among 

the living that i once soared through the galaxy 
clinging to light clinging to hope's findings absorbing 
life's bruise's feeling human emotions for one small 
moment i'd felt a twinge where life once dwelled 
somewhere within me

Froggy Kiss



“Truth isn’t truth,”
that’s what some Cap’n Obvious toady recently said

He was pissy mad, when his angry tears wet the bed

Lieutenant Rudy Brown-Nose 
a has-been sniffing the swine caboose breeze:
Loco breath wafting 
between sulfuric methane,   prune puckered lips — 
sphincter pie holes half-closed

Politrician power tools pocket plugged into their patsy roles,
says with dark chaos authority: Everything is under control

Public trust pirates, 
		  dressed in 
			populist parrot disguise,
love $inging tavern song$
Foaming out the frothy, dark-amber lager lies 

Iscariot getaway chariots
be karaoke squealing yellow snow —  
highway robbery melodies

Money green
		dollar rain
golden showers

On silver cloud vapor piles,
sticky six-finger flies 
be spitting out 
buzz-kill dung beetle cries

Butt of the jokes be the wench reward
for the stumbling,
	power-drunk whores 

	Wet froggy kisses
scraping the sky
	for a few rubles more

$ee the neon $ign $potlight in the $ky,
it’s showing some Two-Face, penny-wise liar
(Riddling?)
Ritalin up the final justice score

Bat-crazy, Commish slum lord
got the Lewd tenant
boot-licking 
filthy lucre crumbs on the floor

Dog whistles got the railroad cage bent ... 
Wall Street woofers on a barf paid,  carny bark yell
Every foul commodity bowel movement
do slug leave a regurgitated profit stench vomit trail

While the vote suckers are on the slow buy,
their Good Ship Lollipop is on a quick sell 

“Truth isn’t truth,”
is what some Cap’n Crunch croaker just said

That’s a mouth full of self-serving, apron purse ties
Sweet Georgia boo pecan pie is tasty cow pucky lies
Go on ... take another covetous slice, 
and a couple more burglar bites

		Wet froggy kisses
scraping the sea below
		for a few dollars mo’

Spitballing Prince of Tides
		love muddying the waters so 
Sold old truths as new lies

“Truth is truth,”
ain’t what some Cap’n Ahab toady just white lie wail said

It crocodile aqua lava seems 
		the Cap’n Nemo Lying King 
is gonna sleep well tonight, on your hot Pompeii water bed

Premium Member O'Er

we are but poets 
the woman yelled
into the vacant crowd
poet I say
left emotionally
scarred bearing 
one's soul 
over time between 
a sudden blow of carny 
mirth fascist beliefs 
tarnished by eternal 
immortality 
where greatness 
is found in stone


Premium Member The Carnival

we Waited-
the summer    for the carnival to arrive-
all the rides
and all the side shows

the screams   far   and wide

and the carnival treats
running to get on the roller coaster
was that me there
yelling

that's when my world was wonderful

the ferris wheel
oh gosh we are high
far and wide
my friend leans over and I close my eyes

from ride to ride we rush
the music is blaring
and we
tilt
and whirl
    the smell 
       of candy-apples in the air

balloon man whistling for us
and the music is
blaring

come take a chance
carny men yell-

I went-
to the carnival    not long ago-
it seemed unchanged
same rides and same
 
sounds    far    and wide

nothing had changed at the carnival
but I had   I had grown up 
so no screaming
    no yelling any more
the excitement was gone
or 
  was it

from ride to ride I wandered
and kids ran past me
skipping
shouting

and the balloon man still whistled
and the carny man still called out

but I was quiet
a watcher
now

and lovers passed by arm in arm
holding huge
      teddy bears

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October 19, 2017

Poetry/Free Verse/The Carnival
Copyright Protected, ID 17-9509-15-0
All Rights Reserved.

Submitted to the contest, 
Any poem won in a contest in November,
sponsor, Laura Loo

First Place, Judged December 4, 2017
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Written for the contest, The Sound of the Past
Sponsor, Eve Roper

First Place, Judged November 4, 2017

Premium Member Carny Day

Its wet and drear in London dear, the pomp in on full trope
Though hope is gone, not dead for Jesus is the only hope!
Its foolish to trust in others; dopes.' In robes and words
In fear and force, its hackneyed ethos, solid dross of course
One hundred mill, so bums can sit.' and ears listen to
Waffle and some titter, and scraps and traps such slippery
Tounges we'll no doubt hear, yet will we sum? A throne of
Gold in a nation sold, to the w e f, just same old same old.'
The crowds are thin, not much the din' dis-enchantment is
Setting in.' geriatrics in phylactics gather and throng how
Can such traversitys continue on? Food in piles is stored
Away, as childen are hungered, its the British way.' Some
Vassels also,  it seems agree although; their people need
To be set free.! Free to thrive to grow and prosper, yet to no
Reason i now return, to the parody of vanitys and a useless
Crown ' thats just the head though, i'll make this clear on
A British day of pomp and drear, might he take a little trip?
Before the throne..As ascends he it.' Twould be indicative of
The wider nation, that needs a real King not this Abberation.'

Dog Years


Man, it’s been four long dog years!
Forlorn doggone tears
of toil 
and trouble

It’s a flee collar fact,
this feels like forty years
of Sirius jaw smack:

Loss leader of the pack
has got a Cujo shifty,
barf shuffle

Spit pissing 
constant doggie poo 
puff bubbles

It’s bad to the bone,
contentious err

Listening to those vulgar [s]wag tales,
has pup aged 
my schnauzer soul ten-fold

That’s howl long it’s been,
four dog-eared years!

All of them dog whistle tweets,
mutter sounds belch indiscreet
Vomit noise spilt in the streets,
by deputy dawgs on gag delete:
A Pluto soundbyte loop repeat

Those pilfer pooches
was gon be 
the Scooby-Doo death of me
But I didn’t wanna wait-see

Woe, man! It’s been four long dog years,
of carny bark
not subtle

Every wrinkled nose ballot spoke,
grey stubble

Too many me 
were simply dog tired 
Of seeing Lady Tramp Liberty
lip muffled

Her trashed democracy hope
getting Lassie tear-tossed
in the rubble

I truly dream-fear
those rabid dog years
(four centuries of snarl jeers)
will runt-of-the-litter reappear

 
11-30-20

Make Me Laugh

The music was so loud I could hardly hear myself think
as the carny's followed the crowd as if they we're the missing link
the carny's and customers danced to the rhythm of the beat
while I searched and hunted, longing for a seat to rest my feet

Round and round I went feeling like I was on the tilt a whirl
up and down the aisles bumping into a dancing girl
arms and legs moving as the crescendo of music built
as some carny's swarmed upon me, I didn't know what to think

Then I heard a carny bark something about a great deal
barking come on up here to spin this here magic spinning wheel
soon there was a stampede of feet running to the front
while I hung in the back, not wanting to feel the brunt

After two hours the carny's announced it was closing time
so I grabbed my belongings and made it to the front line
still dancing the carny's cleaned up which I thought comical
and while exiting I heard above the music, thanks for shopping at Shoe Carnival!

Premium Member Mi Pappy

murder sang in me where the sultriness 
of hot cotton fields consumed by 
old carny folk gestures given any doubt 
to a freedom that ole Abe spoke of diligently 

why I never dreamt a better dream 
where I'd giggled life's fortitude beneath a darkened 
sky with brillant hues of wandering mirth beyond 
a quaint timing of lemonade and broken slacks 

why I'd began to simply utter faint whispers 
of where I'd been through the gallows and gentle 
memoirs of mi Irish pappy I'd exploded in a sensational 
absolute glow covered in shamrocks I solemnly wondered 

what gift shall I leave to mi irish pappy perhaps 
the cream colered scarf or a pair of paisley socks 
as the hanging moss spread sparingly over land 
where he'd become to grow as old as mud pies 
underneath the empty porch

Double Zero

One man, one vote
Listen to the double zero 
poll echo

One man, one vote
is power transition farcical
A national joke

One man, one vote
is very unpopular electoral
Lever pull okey-doke

One man, one vote
was a woman suffrage hoax
A muzzle masterstroke

One man, one vote
Con-stitutional pipe smokers
took a fake vapor toke

One man, one vote of very lil’ jolt
Alternate current voices
got a direct party line swing nope

One man, one vote
Poll echo tally count double zero
Sum abacus croak

One man, one vote
Majority honk indignation
got a carny clown soak

One man, one vote
Popular gripe concession
twas a ballot tear choke

One man, one vote
be a lost bleat, pearly poll wee echo
Uno shuffle double zero

One man, one cell vote
sorely received the Bilk-o freedom cry
A Trump card eye poke

One man, one vote ~ Democracy false hope
Mandela truth was a pauper lie
Just like that rich Joker bloke crying broke

Carny Cat

Circus cat Cecil
Fantastically flew free
Soaring sailing sourpuss 
Projecting piercing paws

Blare Witness

Blow blarney bugle blow
The bogus sound waves echo
bifurcated notes
That hollow sting tone
has a subtil serpentine drone

Toot the tout timbre tune deceptively
Let the stealth vibrations
blare witness with utter bandit ease
This covetous instrument
was slyly carved from a money tree

When the heist horn blow,
those with adder ears
let their ostrich eyes close
Be a blind mice in the atmospheric mint maze,
have a deaf eardrum 
to the brass burn rubber sound theft getaway

Blow blarney bugle blow
Carny breath allow the counterfeit air
to fraudulently cash flow
Soon every silent blare witness 
will empty pockets know

Banana Republic Appeal


Peel back the onion tear squeals
coming from a televised live politico lynch rally
See the sound byte rubber duckie
teflon touting 
his favorite effigy combustible hits

Penguin strutting presidential seal
got a billy goat attitude, kicking rude gutter alley
A moving goalpost sway dis plucky,
sour spouting
his most edgy, nitroglycerin lip obits 

Give an Orwellian mad props shout out
to this Banana Republic appeal
It’s got plenty of Hammedetha hate, swastika love
Bent cross rules 
trolling tropic yellow fever

Rabid delirious cold sweat vanilla doubt,
fascist hope has a death toll knell
It’s got bundles of blitzkrieg love, Haman hate
Coin bossed tools
pull on the hangman’s lever

Banana Republic appeal 
got a filthy lucre piggy publican feel
Roman togas behind the keel steering wheel,
Caesars wanton more red dollar bills

Two thousand fraudulent, furrowed years,
crucified cries dripping with Diaspora tears

Banana Republic appeal ...
Legionnaire monkeyshine hurt,
skeleton bones 
sabertooth rattle toss 
a high yellow alert

Alien fear don’t have to gun tote yield,
power corrupts when a Balaam wields

Scimitar curved insides
swinging sling blade serrated hate
Dividing every Canary gripe state

Carny barker razor edge spit, 
spiked with Herod care, 
lung pour Raid  
the Dixie klear kup of Kool-Aid 

Banana Republic appeal ... 
heady void, thoughtless swill
Pendulum arc bullet shot
is a guillotine drop done deal

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