Best Bubba Poems

I see that Bubba’s so forlorn.
He’s too depressed to talk today. 
Two months in a full-body cast	
can keep one’s cheerfulness at bay. 

He donned his super hero suit 
and took a header off the roof
(two-story!) Nothing broke his fall.
He lies now, silent and aloof.

He’d failed to read the tiny print:
“This suit can’t really make you...

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One day at a haunted house....
You'll never guess what I saw!!!
Well, it was a great big ghost...
Coming out of the wall!

The ghost just stared at me...
So I stared at it too..
And I thought..."This just couldn't be?!!"
Until that ghost yelled BOO!!

After it yelled BOO! at me!
I ran all the way up the stairs!
And guess what else...."I...

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Bubba bubba bound Bubba bubba bound on my drumes i like to pound. 
Bubba bubba bound Bubba bubba bound i think it has a very cool sound. 
Bubba bubba bound Bubba bubba bound i would love to here it going around. 
Bubba bubba bound Bubba bubba bound don't let it turn your smile into a...

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Once upon a time there was a little boy,
who had a bedroom filled with lots of toys.
But, of all he had he loved one thing better,
his little hamster he named Digger.
Now, Digger loved his little hamster home.
He has his own toys, but he was still alone.
Bubba would take Digger out each and every day.
Until his...

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My story’s quite incredible, but every word is true.
I’ll add no wild embellishments, for lying I eschew!
I’m thrilled to have this opportunity to share with you
details of Bubba’s unique life with no further delay.

The morning he was born, this baby slapped the doctor back.
Then Bubba wanted “pancakes, y’all, a golly-whopper stack
with half a pound of...

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When I was a lad in the 50s, there lived a man named Mr. Mac. He resided in a farming community in Northern Mississippi.  Two of his sons are the source of a story living in my heart.  It's a story of two brothers who may never grace the pages of a book....

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Once upon a time, there was a man named Bubba.
Bubba was a good man, always reaching out to
help someone. His life was a life of lessons.

One afternoon Bubba came upon a sparrow named
BIRDY in a parking lot. All of Birdy's family had
forsaken him, leaving him to fend for himself.
Fortunately, Bubba saw him before someone would
have...

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Young Bubba loved to tend the still
     For otherwise the drip was swill
          So every day, right after school
  He'd take off running like a fool

Each afternoon, that crazy dash
     Into the swamp to tend the mash
...

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My feathered friend Bubba is quite a guy...
And in the morning when I leave for work he always tells me by.

While I am at work he and Belle hold down the fort...
And if there is anything strange happening they file a report.

Bubba takes a bath in the kitchen sink on Thursday night...
And watching him ear...

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Our son asked can a friend stay over
He just moved here from dover
The friend says tonight's Friday, usually we have pig's innards
He says my name is Cleetus Billy Joe Jim Bob Jones, after he stutters out his 
name, it's time for dinner
But you can call me Bubba, he seems very polite
I pray no nightmares as...

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MY CAT BUBBA IS A FAT CAT,
HE DOESN'T DO VERY MUCH BUT EAT.

HE SITS AROUND ALL DAY AND PLAYS WITH
MY FEET.

HE IS A GOOD CAT ,NO MATTER WHAT OTHER
PEOPLE SAY, I LOVE HAVING BUBBA AROUND
HE JUST MAKES MY DAY!...

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Bubba the Big Bear sat down at his favorite plaid chair
to eat his honeyed-toast, smelling oranges in the air
wafting in was music, Gypsy Tramps and Thieves by Cher
was life ever this fair? Bubba wiggled toes bare.

someone rang his phone, it was Henry the Hare.
he wanted to know if Bubba wanted to dare….
come down to the...

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Bubba has the flu 
I do not know what to do 
Since Bubba has the flu

I can not see in front of me 
I can not see behind me and Bubba still has the flu 
And I do not know what to do 

Should I call Sherlock to find out what happen to make Bubba...

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Among the many 'services' provided Bubba Clinton by his moll,
Was the delivery of pizzas by Monica, a most curious protocol!
An intriguing stain was once discovered on her lovely dress of blue!
Was it cheese or pepperoni?   Bubba insisted he had no clue!

Entry for Tania Kitchin's "Celebrity Or Famous Person Clerihew" Contest
(21 March 2019)...

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There once lived a guy whose named was Bubba
Had a pet  Cocker Spaniel named Tuba
           Through party each new year
           That brought very much cheer
   Til’ he met bride online; moved to...

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