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Best Briney Poems


A Briney Brew
Wer curthing in a briney brew
All gurglin’ such a slimy stew
Did mousey chap a laddle tilt
And fill his fizzog til owt it spewt.

Poor butcherin was seen at fault
The growly hag had bowed it owt
All eyes and nerdles floated ins
With scum on tip and squirky things

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Categories: briney, celebrity, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme

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