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Best Boozed Poems


Old Boozed Willy
Old boozed Willy was hostile and not ready to lose; 
a dirty face, a glowing nose...
only a firefighter's water hose
could have put out the heat he had gotten from the booze!


All the boys of Tumbleweed scampered like chased mice
as they saw his bulgy belly hanging...

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Categories: boozed, children, funny, people, sad,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry