Best Blooper Poems

Can anyone tell me what a blooper is anyway
Is it like a goofy unplanned accident at someone's soiree
Like a dark patch
A wee bit damp
While being filmed at daughter's graduation day...

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You can make humor
Out of drumstick to a mic
A funny blooper....

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AFV proves that we all love to see
Children and pets goofing up on TV
We can't help but wonder
How little ones blunder
Whilst God is laughing at blunders by Thee!...

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A blooper, a blunder, a bungle, a botch
A miscue, a misstep, misjudgment and more
A faux pas, a boo-boo, a bumble for sure
A miscalculation, a miscomputation, grade goes down a notch....

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Mein kampf synonymous as a blooper

Writer of these words,
a former Lower Providence inhabitant,
who dwelled within darkest depths
of Dante Alighieri's inferno
for most of his outlandish, impish,
and devilish growing up years
witnessed microscopic scrimmage,
where spermatozoan with most forcefulness
muscled itself handedly, 
magnificently, and splendidly
envision unicellular olympic competition,

yours truly swimmingly 
begot during the heat
of parents being passionately fruitful
courtesy diploid erogenous...

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