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Best Blooper Poems


Premium Member A Blooper
Can anyone tell me what a blooper is anyway
Is it like a goofy unplanned accident at someone's soiree
Like a dark patch
A wee bit damp
While being filmed at daughter's graduation day...

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Categories: blooper, grief,
Form: Limerick
Funny Blooper
You can make humor
Out of drumstick to a mic
A funny blooper....

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Categories: blooper, character, creation, humor, perspective,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member a blooper a blunder a bungle a botch
A blooper, a blunder, a bungle, a botch
A miscue, a misstep, misjudgment and more
A faux pas, a boo-boo, a bumble for sure
A miscalculation, a miscomputation, grade goes down a notch....

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Categories: blooper, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Mein kampf synonymous as a blooper
Mein kampf synonymous as a blooper

Writer of these words,
a former Lower Providence inhabitant,
who dwelled within darkest depths
of Dante Alighieri's inferno
for most of his outlandish, impish,
and devilish growing up years
witnessed microscopic scrimmage,
where spermatozoan with most forcefulness
muscled itself handedly, 
magnificently, and splendidly
envision unicellular olympic competition,

yours truly swimmingly...

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Categories: blooper, 12th grade, abuse, adventure,
Form: Free verse
No Time For Prayers
AFV proves that we all love to see
Children and pets goofing up on TV
We can't help but wonder
How little ones blunder
Whilst God is laughing at blunders by Thee!...

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Categories: blooper, children, fun, giggle, god,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry