Best Blab Out Poems

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The famous Blarney Stone,...

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Dear Santa, will you make my dream come true?
Although a little costly it may be,
I still believe there’s nothing you can’t do.
So could you please...

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Sheer boredom has me at this torpid end
Another rerun; please give me a break 
The short list of scripts to which they pretend 
I simply...

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Racking, fracking, fricker dickers -
there it goes again stirring all my inner jitters; 
my pc, tablet, phone and friends
blank screens locked immovable in place again
while...

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Babel: “A bottomless pit of violence, a Tower of Babel where all are speakers and no hearers.” Alexander Smith

The preachers preach what they've been taught.
Reporters...

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Shy Unicorns

When Noah built his sturdy ark,
he was supposed to save
two of every creature.
Somehow he missed the shy unicorns.
God with His all-seeing eye,
watched him mess...

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 There once was a man that was far-gone
Whisky, beer, vodka he had sipped on
Then on corner called a cab
Into the phone he did blab
Come...

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“Whatever you say, Dear”,
Seemed like a safe thing to say;
It’s a harmless enough little line.

“Whatever you say, Dear”;
I was repeating every day;
Got me out of...

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Some secrets should never be told
Other secrets are too big and bold
Some secrets bring you so much joy
A lot of secrets aggravate and annoy




There are...

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Twinkly bunch with loaded school bags
Ambition injustice and itching their backs,
Cunning those faces in front of the gate
Heedful pupils well-chosen apparently late.  
A fistful...

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On everyone’s deeds, he takes a swab
every mistake faces his punch and blab
what a smelling pear
with infected ear
his sample, rejected by every lab....

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Life isn't fair, for how long will I blab?
Everyone knows that and sure have their share of crab.
Too much of hurts and clinging to the...

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I ain't gonna brag, boast, blab...,
lest yours truly suffers demise from backstab,
resignedly taking wheel of our automobile
donning, (but NOT trumpeting) 
role as taxi cab

shuttling the...

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The Church of Four Hundred Rabbits*
Needs Vows of Silence from blab-its
The Altar wine
Is so divine
That monks and priests probe loose habits

*Prior to Lockdown, Nottingham's
400 Rabbits...

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Trying to rip that off                    ...

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