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Bazookas In the Bed
Bazookas In The Bed

We have a mosquito problem
It’s in our house.  It never ends
There’s nothing we can do but shoot them
Then shoot them over and over again
You see…You understand…They’re not our friends
Potions, tonics, sprays all make them happy
It gives them strength to multiply
We’re looking...

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Categories: bazookas, business, funny, image, insect,
Form: Didactic
Premium Member If I Had the Bazookas To Tell Them How I Feel
If I was brave, 
I would tell them of my sadness and disappointment, 
and reluctance to know them 
Based on what little I know of them

 Based on what I have perceived as their bigotry
 and racism and sexism. 
And based on my own misplaced...

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Categories: bazookas, feelings, introspection,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things