Best Basher Poems

O LORD for great pain
     Cruel suffering caused
     Fierce threat they present
Slash each cancer mass
  ...

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Basher used to fight with all his might
Until he died, "poor thing".
He boxed four rounds and hit the ground
After taking one on the chin

From a...

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The bulldog has been awakened
beware of what’s been told
For the weak and feeble minded
his wrath will soon unfold

Another woman basher 
has made his way onto...

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We often hear of hardship with single motherhood,
how tough it is to raise a family on her own.
How a drunkard and a basher never makes...

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Labelled a conspiracy nut because I don't believe mainstream media.
Labelled a terrorist because I think my government lies.
Labelled an Anon because I agree with most...

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Summer Storms

Summer brings floods of feelings to surface
An impressive time period done shown
Having light shine down completely around
Very warm with everything fully grown

There’s one piece...

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A prawn masquerading as a peanut can be quite disturbing. So many times a peel is a garment used to shroud. A tentacle hidden. Here...

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i see your anger
from the cold-hearted ego basher
but you can't get rid of me

i see your suspicion
from the unexpected action
but you can't get rid of...

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A town in Georgia had a rash
Of crimes; the perp was bold and brash,
Destroying mirrors on the side
That automakers do provide.

The cops assumed that it...

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My Dad was a pretty hard man I guess,
well that's what I remember of him,
I know more of him through stories I've been told,
very few...

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BEFORE HE DID ANYTHING
THEY FOUND WORDS TO
 DESCRIBE HIM
BEFORE HE SOUGH LOVE
THEY SAID WHY HE AS A MAN
WASN'T MAN ENOUGH
FOR THOSE HE WISHED TO BE...

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Santa Claus was delivering toys in a sleigh
The jolly ol' fellow was singing, "Hey hey hey."
But Saint Nick was outed
When his reindeer shouted
Zipper's open! Your...

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He's found a younger girlfriend, name of Mandy -
her legs are bandy.

She's nicer than his former wife, called Sammy,
and sister Tammy.

His childhood sweetheart, Jo's a...

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Bunny  Hugger 

Life lover
Death mugger
Hope giver
Low sugar
Water chugger 

Love lugger 
Tree hugger
Silly bugger
Fun frolicker 
Food fantasiser
Friend finder
Hug holder
Soft shouldered
Money shrugger

Deep diver
Divine dealer
Rift healer
Hate hater
Kindness creator
Destiny...

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An ill endowed vagrant named Basher
Is renowned as the local flasher
Girls laugh themselves silly
When he shows his willy
It looks like a small bacon rasher

09/28/20...

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