Best Asshole Poems

for a beings lips to leak false accusations  creating a negative feel in one's personal lifestyle or space//
believing that every lie from your mouth is...

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But ifya wanna call me one
is ok

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bows to feng shui

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i sometimes dance to giddiness
i sometimes dance to sorrow
i sometimes can't find uncensored tunes to dance...

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Seems like I could be on top of the world.
I think about poetry like my tongue is pearled.
Just the other day I wrote a poem...

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You thought you’d make a fool of me
I was so blind but now I see
So now you’ve had your little joke
Guess I’m just warning other...

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*****To the naked EYE, this poem may seem like gibberish,
but I assure you it is loaded with 24 palindromes,
3 palindrome phrases, 1 hidden palindrome phrase,
and...

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when it comes to matters concerning the heart
my head doesn't seem to be very smart.
i never look before i leap,
the wrong way down a one-way...

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I smile when-
Woman has strange men over
You laugh and mind business
Married to your ******* neighbor

I frown when-
Man wants medicine for kid,
Clinic shut down,
Alcohol delivered a...

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Slam Slam


What’s with all the rants!!  The Slams!!!
Why is everyone so pissed!!
What was it that I missed??
So – Some ******* cut you off,
Banged a...

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Problems many of which are not getting solved
not because I'm not resolved but because I delay
to savor the day, the moon and the season
which is...

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Chapter

I'm  sorry
I'm an ******* 
I'm not sure 
how this began
but it must end.

     If we continued, 
   ...

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Jazz Horn

Now put your left foot forward.
Next put your right foot ahead.
See how that works?
See how the workings of these two appendages
Facilitates the outcome
Of one...

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Being an American in Australia isn’t easy,

but I’m trying to integrate;

I’m trying to fit in.

Just one of the boys with all the right expressions

under my...

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It takes man to create god.
It takes people to consume a 
thought.
With the world and all it's 
delusions,
Promises made, 
Lives destroyed with 
superstitions.
Death, destruction.
The corruption...

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By: Moji Agha -- June 24, 2016 -- Tucson, Arizona

Last dusk at a small Tucson park, my 3-year-old dear friend, Rafi,
insisted unhesitatingly on imitating, no,...

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All these years at home, me and my momma alone
Daddy on the run, headed for the sun, he must of been..
Because I obviously wasn't his...

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