Best All Get Out Poems

Is there anyone who can explain to me
why someone in the Soup community
would gripe about those on the lists,
ranting on with their pen in clenched fist?

How important can the lists possibly be
to set someone's nerves off so repeatedly.
Why dwell upon them with such negativity,
screeching and...

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They’d crossed the great divide, to the other side of the ‘Oh My God River’.
Our Trolls were struck by the ‘Bridge Too Far’, it set their hearts, to quiver.
Yes, their curiosity and their great big Troll hearts; were pounding all a twitter.
Well, surely you must...

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Just had to buy a new battery

For my seven year old beat up jalopy

Actually I'm exaggerating just a little

As cars go it's a very fine copy

A four door sedan with all the extras

And a dashboard readout to die for

Numbers as big as all get out

Couldn't...

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Was so excited to hear some news
From our dear friends Lynda and Al
About to embark on an exciting cruise
What could possibly go afoul

Lynda's had Parkinsons for many years
Needs a wheelchair to get around
Al was faithfully pushing her along
A bump and Lynda went down!

Tragedy struck without...

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The problem with trying to prove clairaudience, clairsentince, out-of-body, and Near Death Experiences to a Mudblood is not as simple
as it could have been.
Is it because Para-science is totally unsubstantiated?
Not in MY family.
Scientifically un-sound?
Sure, by those who thought the
world was flat, and would not budge.
And...

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It's a brand new day that lies ahead
Fame and fortune or heartaches instead

Each new day, it remains to be seen
Happy or sad or a place in between

You can't just leave it to fate every day
Your approach is key, you do have a say 

The same...

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Well it’s getting close to that time again,
    When I’m not suppose to be happy and I’d better not grin.
Hiding is okay as long as you don’t make a sound,
    Pray like all get out that you don’t get...

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It was a long walk, with time heeling at my shadow. 
(and somewhere miles away the garage door closed, and the exhaust flowed,
and a small dog died in her limp arms)
I was friendly with God. Only with small trepidation did I drink from the sordid...

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In our great little retirement community
They're dropping like flies around me
Need to break free, must get out this place
It's Heaven's Waiting Room you see

Don't matter if you're healthy as all get out
The grim reaper knows where you live
He's as anxious as hell to whisk you...

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Some call me silly
That may be the case
But I don't have ulcers
No lines on my face

Dancing through life
No worries no cares
Live every moment
With passion and flair

Ain't no great mystery 
It's as simple as pie
Trust in the future
Trust in your “I”

Keep moving forward
With jazz and pizzazz
Pay...

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dawn of life or dusk of death?
as the sun starts to rise it's stealing my breath
it captures my soul on that endless horizon
like an eagle uncaged up to heaven i'm flying
angels bid me well as demons stir the sand
starting whirlwinds out of spite...watch them all...

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This winter's been one big dump of snow
Will it ever stop or even just slow down

The neighborhood's come together
So we can all get out from under

We're struggling bundled in our parkas
Giving our shovels quite the workout

We're putting them to the test
Hardly giving them a bit...

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Sheestah was the original Steampunk Peddler woman who could. 
She wandered Kansas prairies in 1873 like no female ever should. 
She was an inventor, an artist, a cartoonist, and worst….
She did not do any cooking or cleaning or carry a common purse

She wore a pirate’s...

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The foster kid was angry as all get out
Everyone was against him; he wanted to shout
He ran from the teacher, the principal and me
We saw him climb the school as far up as we could see

What’s going on? I asked the other two
He hates his...

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ON THAT DAY, A PERSON WHO IS ON THE HOUSETOP AND WHOOSE BELONGINGS ARE IN THE HOUSE MUST NOT GO DOWNTO GET THEM, AND LIKEWISE A PERSON IN THE FIELD MUST NOT RETURN TO WHAT WAS LEFT BEHIND LUKE 17:31

A FRIEND FORWARDED me a silly...

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